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Easy mistake
« on: 29 June 2010, 22:14:56 »

A penguin is driving through the desert on holiday when his car breaks down.
It gets towed to a country town where the mechanic agrees to take a look at it.
The penguin walks over to the local shop, and feeling hot, buys an ice cream, however while eating it he gets it all down his front.
He walks into the garage just as he finishes, and the mechanic looks up from under the bonnet and says "looks like you've blown a seal".
The penguin replies "No! It's just ice cream!"  :)
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #1 on: 29 June 2010, 22:19:22 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D So simple but had me PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #2 on: 29 June 2010, 22:21:47 »

I thought you were going to say "said the tortoise as he fell off the dustbin lid!" ::)
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #3 on: 29 June 2010, 22:31:10 »

;D ;D ;D Cool ::)
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #4 on: 29 June 2010, 22:33:28 »

Very good!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #5 on: 29 June 2010, 22:34:59 »

 :) :) :)
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #6 on: 30 June 2010, 02:24:22 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #7 on: 30 June 2010, 06:29:27 »

Spot on  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #8 on: 30 June 2010, 08:37:05 »

My type of humour ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #9 on: 30 June 2010, 10:42:22 »

Great joke  ;D ;D
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #10 on: 30 June 2010, 12:20:20 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #11 on: 30 June 2010, 13:22:02 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #12 on: 30 June 2010, 13:39:05 »

Good one ;D ;D :y
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Re: Easy mistake
« Reply #13 on: 30 June 2010, 13:52:56 »

very good ;D ;D ;D
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