Topic: took dad shops (Read 601 times)

bluehawk · « **on:** 31 July 2010, 07:54:50 »

I took my dad to the shops the other day to buy some new shoes
(he is 66).We decided to grab a bite at the snack bar.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.The teenager kept looking and would find my dad
staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
"Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;

I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

smithpa7 · « **Reply #1 on:** 31 July 2010, 09:10:01 »

That tickled me

Mr Trifle · « **Reply #2 on:** 31 July 2010, 18:41:13 »

Oh my god that actually had me crying with laughter

PhilRich · « **Reply #3 on:** 31 July 2010, 20:33:37 »

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