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Darth Loo-knee

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Man Flu
« on: 31 July 2010, 08:24:48 »
Has taken hold of the Dark One :(

Suppose I better make myself better on MW2  ;D ;D
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #1 on: 31 July 2010, 08:30:22 »
 :P Get off down to A&E immediately; sadly, there`s no cure but they may be able to make your final hours more comfortable! ;D
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #2 on: 31 July 2010, 08:33:33 »
I had a mild form recently, hot water with a spoon of honey and a squirt of lemon helped (late at night add whiskey too ;) ), the other one I use regularly is a mugful of lemonade in the microwave for 1 minute, warm and still fizzy but very nice (you can also add whiskey to that too ;) ).
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #3 on: 31 July 2010, 08:46:27 »
aspirin + lots of orange juice + rest=normal recovery..

or a speedy recovery= 2 lemon juice + 1 teaspoon salt (mix and apply on all body)

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ps : if lungs are effected antibiotics are necessary..
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #4 on: 31 July 2010, 13:53:19 »
Big Girl's Blouse. ;D
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #5 on: 31 July 2010, 13:58:28 »
forget the recipes , come here..

43 celcius, if you wont die, I guarantee all viruses will  dry and die within 15 minutes ;D ;D :y
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #6 on: 31 July 2010, 14:48:59 »
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:P Get off down to A&E immediately; sadly, there`s no cure but they may be able to make your final hours more comfortable! ;D


As a mere woman Ms Debs......We men do not expect you to understand...... just how severe and life threatening genuine man flu can be.... ;) :-* :-*.
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #7 on: 31 July 2010, 17:58:05 »
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If man flu affected women it would have a faitality rate of 100% ;)
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #8 on: 31 July 2010, 18:25:48 »
Man-up, wetpants!  :D
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #9 on: 31 July 2010, 18:32:54 »
mw2 is not a known cure for man flu in fact there is no known cure for man flu where do we send the wreaths to???????? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #10 on: 31 July 2010, 18:37:19 »
ONLY REAL MEN GET MAN FLU AND ITS ONLY WOMEN THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #11 on: 31 July 2010, 18:38:53 »
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You've never met Daz have you? ;D
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #12 on: 31 July 2010, 18:40:11 »
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You've never met Daz have you? ;D


what are you implying with that coment? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #13 on: 31 July 2010, 18:42:29 »
No not had that pleasure yet mate :-?
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Re: Man Flu
« Reply #14 on: 31 July 2010, 18:48:58 »
Zok is not as comfortable with his sexuality as I am with mine. He has grown his hair and is developing with pride his shapely manboob's to what end I aren't exactly sure. There has been mention of a gender change!
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