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Blonde ?
« on: 06 August 2010, 18:43:09 »
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing

Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!

We need the height, and she gives us the f...'n length

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Re: Blonde ?
« Reply #1 on: 06 August 2010, 18:57:22 »
 ::).....;D.....;).....:y
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« Reply #2 on: 06 August 2010, 19:11:16 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 06 August 2010, 20:04:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Top class  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blonde ?
« Reply #4 on: 06 August 2010, 20:18:38 »
 ;D ;D Wasn't expecting that one
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Re: Blonde ?
« Reply #5 on: 06 August 2010, 20:41:11 »
like it! ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 06 August 2010, 22:12:15 »
 ;D ;D Superb :y :y :y
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Re: Blonde ?
« Reply #7 on: 06 August 2010, 22:31:17 »
funny ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Blonde ?
« Reply #8 on: 06 August 2010, 23:31:38 »
Excellent, one for after the golf dinner! :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blonde ?
« Reply #9 on: 07 August 2010, 01:31:41 »
2 irishmen walking along the road, one sees a mirror, picks it up, looks in it & says "Dat bloke looks familiar" His mate takes the mirror from him, looks in it & says "Of course it does, it's me yer eejut"! ::)
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