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[Shackeng]

Paddy goes to confession after a round of golf.

"What is troubling you , my son" says padre.

" Fayther, I'm afraid I've been using the F word again today." Says Pat

" And why was that my son?"

" Well, Fayther, I'm a bit of a golf fanatic, and I played this morning,...." "ahh what a coincidence" says the priest, " I'm by way of being a bit of a golfer myself, what was the problem?"

"Well Fayther, I drove off on the first, straight into a fairway bunker."

" Ahh yes, my son, I can see you might let a swearword slip then."

" Oh no Fayther, I played a good shot out of the bunker, but it just trickled into the greenside bunker."

" Well, my son, that would test the angels language control, was that when you failed."

" Oh no Fayther, I splashed out beautifully to within two feet of the pin."
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"..And you missed the f******g putt!!!"

[PhilRich]

 

[Tony H]

 

[Banjax]