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[horvath2500]

well i had a sick and cursed omega 3litre, that three previous garages had tried to fix, however after even darths car got the curse after messing with mine, it has now been working a treat, and i can well bet that he doesnt wish to see it sometime soon, as this was nearly the one to beat the star wars giant, top marks to darth he does know everything about these cars and i am sure he can teach vauxhall a thing or two about them, i now do not take my car anywhere else, and if anyone has a problem dont hesitate to speak to the star wars giant.
cheers darth and i enjoyed my walk---- you know what i mean

[Lizzie_Zoom]

well i had a sick and cursed omega 3litre, that three previous garages had tried to fix, however after even darths car got the curse after messing with mine, it has now been working a treat, and i can well bet that he doesnt wish to see it sometime soon, as this was nearly the one to beat the star wars giant, top marks to darth he does know everything about these cars and i am sure he can teach vauxhall a thing or two about them, i now do not take my car anywhere else, and if anyone has a problem dont hesitate to speak to the star wars giant.
cheers darth and i enjoyed my walk---- you know what i mean

But we don't!!   Please tell

Seriously though, from all I read, hear and seen Daz is one of the foremost Omega experts on this site!   Many Vx dealers could learn from him!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Although I would like to take all the praise The Master helped my battered head with this car 

Ok you Lizzie I will put you in the picture
Here it goes..........................

Steve wanted me to bring his car down here for me to fix for him. So I went up to his house with Mrs Loo-knee's car with the towing gear in the back!!
After loads of chatting as Steve has more rattle than me I got around to removing the propshaft, then disconnecting the battery
Went to get the towing gear out of the boot and guess what.............. I had forgotten to put in two very important pieces so I was spitting fire).. Steve came with me for a ride home to collect the all important parts.
Put them into the boot started the car, well actually tries to start the car as no lights etc came on the dash... bonnet up checked the battery that was fine, checked the main fuses and one 80 amp kept blowing
So had to walk home about a mile to collect Obi

Took Steve home did his Cambelt and Water Pump so his engine was safe until he could bring it to me to sort the rest of the problems.

Got into Obi at 10 pm started him up at Tick Tick Tick, a lifter or two sounded what could I say shafted

So drove home with shafted lifters which I need to swap tomorrow. This seems to be the problem with fitting secondhand lifters but with Vauxhalls price of £500 for 24 they can swivel

As for Steve's car there were so many things that people had changed and fitted wrongly I struggled to see how it would run anyway......Glad it is tip top now mate
P.S. Oh I have changed my number 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Although I would like to take all the praise The Master helped my battered head with this car 

Ok you Lizzie I will put you in the picture
Here it goes..........................

Steve wanted me to bring his car down here for me to fix for him. So I went up to his house with Mrs Loo-knee's car with the towing gear in the back!!
After loads of chatting as Steve has more rattle than me I got around to removing the propshaft, then disconnecting the battery
Went to get the towing gear out of the boot and guess what.............. I had forgotten to put in two very important pieces so I was spitting fire).. Steve came with me for a ride home to collect the all important parts.
Put them into the boot started the car, well actually tries to start the car as no lights etc came on the dash... bonnet up checked the battery that was fine, checked the main fuses and one 80 amp kept blowing
So had to walk home about a mile to collect Obi

Took Steve home did his Cambelt and Water Pump so his engine was safe until he could bring it to me to sort the rest of the problems.

Got into Obi at 10 pm started him up at Tick Tick Tick, a lifter or two sounded what could I say shafted

So drove home with shafted lifters which I need to swap tomorrow. This seems to be the problem with fitting secondhand lifters but with Vauxhalls price of £500 for 24 they can swivel

As for Steve's car there were so many things that people had changed and fitted wrongly I struggled to see how it would run anyway......Glad it is tip top now mate
P.S. Oh I have changed my number 

Wow!   Thanks Daz   That was some tale

[Darth Loo-knee]

Although I would like to take all the praise The Master helped my battered head with this car 

Ok you Lizzie I will put you in the picture
Here it goes..........................

Steve wanted me to bring his car down here for me to fix for him. So I went up to his house with Mrs Loo-knee's car with the towing gear in the back!!
After loads of chatting as Steve has more rattle than me I got around to removing the propshaft, then disconnecting the battery
Went to get the towing gear out of the boot and guess what.............. I had forgotten to put in two very important pieces so I was spitting fire).. Steve came with me for a ride home to collect the all important parts.
Put them into the boot started the car, well actually tries to start the car as no lights etc came on the dash... bonnet up checked the battery that was fine, checked the main fuses and one 80 amp kept blowing
So had to walk home about a mile to collect Obi

Took Steve home did his Cambelt and Water Pump so his engine was safe until he could bring it to me to sort the rest of the problems.

Got into Obi at 10 pm started him up at Tick Tick Tick, a lifter or two sounded what could I say shafted

So drove home with shafted lifters which I need to swap tomorrow. This seems to be the problem with fitting secondhand lifters but with Vauxhalls price of £500 for 24 they can swivel

As for Steve's car there were so many things that people had changed and fitted wrongly I struggled to see how it would run anyway......Glad it is tip top now mate
P.S. Oh I have changed my number 

Wow!   Thanks Daz   That was some tale

It ain't half... but Steve did warn me he was Bad Luck Stella tried to help out though

[dad1uk]

Although I would like to take all the praise The Master helped my battered head with this car 

Ok you Lizzie I will put you in the picture
Here it goes..........................

Steve wanted me to bring his car down here for me to fix for him. So I went up to his house with Mrs Loo-knee's car with the towing gear in the back!!
After loads of chatting as Steve has more rattle than me I got around to removing the propshaft, then disconnecting the battery
Went to get the towing gear out of the boot and guess what.............. I had forgotten to put in two very important pieces so I was spitting fire).. Steve came with me for a ride home to collect the all important parts.
Put them into the boot started the car, well actually tries to start the car as no lights etc came on the dash... bonnet up checked the battery that was fine, checked the main fuses and one 80 amp kept blowing
So had to walk home about a mile to collect Obi

Took Steve home did his Cambelt and Water Pump so his engine was safe until he could bring it to me to sort the rest of the problems.

Got into Obi at 10 pm started him up at Tick Tick Tick, a lifter or two sounded what could I say shafted

So drove home with shafted lifters which I need to swap tomorrow. This seems to be the problem with fitting secondhand lifters but with Vauxhalls price of £500 for 24 they can swivel

As for Steve's car there were so many things that people had changed and fitted wrongly I struggled to see how it would run anyway......Glad it is tip top now mate
P.S. Oh I have changed my number 

Wow!   Thanks Daz   That was some tale

It ain't half... but Steve did warn me he was Bad Luck Stella tried to help out though

and here lies another tale maybe??

[Marks DTM Calib]

All i can say is that this car has had some of the. Biggest bunch of incompitent pricks going working on it in the past!

The texts certainly took some bashing on this one eh mr darth

[Darth Loo-knee]

All i can say is that this car has had some of the. Biggest bunch of incompitent pricks going working on it in the past!

The texts certainly took some bashing on this one eh mr darth

It certainly did Master and I am dreading my bill lmao
Thanks again x 

[TheBoy]

All i can say is that this car has had some of the. Biggest bunch of incompitent pricks going working on it in the past!

The texts certainly took some bashing on this one eh mr darth

It certainly did Master and I am dreading my bill lmao
Thanks again x 

It will involve you maintaining a similar position as below, but with The Master behind.....

[Dishevelled Den]

All i can say is that this car has had some of the. Biggest bunch of incompitent pricks going working on it in the past!

The texts certainly took some bashing on this one eh mr darth

It certainly did Master and I am dreading my bill lmao
Thanks again x 

It will involve you maintaining a similar position as below, but with The Master behind.....

It will involve you maintaining a similar position as below, but with The Master behind

The only appropriate musical accompaniment for this beautiful tryst would be;


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[Mysteryman]

You're a good lad Daz, I don't care what everyone else says.