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bluehawk

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GOOD BETTER BEST
« on: 14 August 2010, 19:40:56 »

GOOD

A cop from the NSW (Australian) Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem — a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in the Tamworth area with a Fine of $160 included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160.
The police responded with another mailed picture of handcuffs.

BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the NSW Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball."
He replied, "New South Wales Policemen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realised what he'd just
said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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Re: GOOD BETTER BEST
« Reply #1 on: 14 August 2010, 19:44:46 »

Loved the one about the youngsters with the Tips bucket...Brilliant ;D :y
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Re: GOOD BETTER BEST
« Reply #2 on: 14 August 2010, 21:09:23 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: GOOD BETTER BEST
« Reply #3 on: 14 August 2010, 23:53:42 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: GOOD BETTER BEST
« Reply #4 on: 15 August 2010, 16:15:16 »

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Loved the one about the youngsters with the Tips bucket...Brilliant ;D :y


I likes that one too, may even give it ago  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: GOOD BETTER BEST
« Reply #5 on: 15 August 2010, 18:44:56 »

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Loved the one about the youngsters with the Tips bucket...Brilliant ;D :y
Yeah, them kids will go far :y
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