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Markjay

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(yet another) Joke
« on: 28 April 2007, 11:52:54 »
Following reports that he was unpopular, Gordon brown wanted to know what the people really think about him. So he borrowed his driver’s private car, a small Ford Focus, put on a wig and dark sun glasses and went off to seek the British public.

As he was driving away from No 11, he saw a motorist stranded at the roadside with a flat tyre. Gordon Brown stopped his car and offered assistance, hoping to engage in conversation with the stranded motorists.

As it turned-out, all the motorist needed was a jack, which Gordon happily provided, so the wheel was changed in no time and the motorist was ready to go on his way.

Just before departing, the motorist said ‘let me give you something for you help. I have some money on me, but unfortunately my hands are dirty, so just reach into my pocket and take whatever you want.’

‘Oh no, I couldn’t possibly do that!’ said Gordon Brown.

‘Why not?’  shrugged the motorist,  ‘Gordon Brown does…’

« Last Edit: 28 April 2007, 11:54:08 by markjay »
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Re: (yet another) Joke
« Reply #1 on: 28 April 2007, 12:02:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Nice!
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« Reply #2 on: 28 April 2007, 13:54:18 »
Very good  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: (yet another) Joke
« Reply #3 on: 28 April 2007, 18:31:56 »
Very good - clean too :o
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« Reply #4 on: 29 April 2007, 00:29:30 »
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Very good - clean too :o

that's usually a contradiction...  ;D

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« Reply #5 on: 29 April 2007, 00:44:15 »
Bearing in mind that Gordon Brown drives a meega - has anybody checked if he's a member here?  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 29 April 2007, 07:05:05 »
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Bearing in mind that Gordon Brown drives a meega - has anybody checked if he's a member here?  ;)
.... no but i am sure his DRIVER is. ;D ;D ;D
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