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[dbug]

In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below

In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

 
 
 

[Vamps]

In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below

In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

 
 
 

Where where where................

[dbug]

In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below

In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

 
 
 

Where where where................

Back in the 70s when I was married we were big into wife swapping - got a smashing wheel barrow once! 

[Vamps]

In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below

In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

 
 
 

Where where where................

Back in the 70s when I was married we were big into wife swapping - got a smashing wheel barrow once! 

Yes, but did it do the cooking, washing up, washing and the Ironing though......

[dbug]

In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below

In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

 
 
 

Where where where................

Back in the 70s when I was married we were big into wife swapping - got a smashing wheel barrow once! 

Yes, but did it do the cooking, washing up, washing and the Ironing though......

No!!

[Debs.]

  That post cheered me up!