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[Del Boy]

Any old remedies on here for spots. My son usually has quite clear skin but has a huge spot on his chin which when it's had the slightest head on it he's picked it, now it's huge and I mean huge, looks like he's got a space hopper stuck to his chin, he's been using spot cream on it, but it's not really touching it. Of course being the stud he is and being out with the ladels he needs it gone tonight by his meaning

Any idea's, i've told him no picking doesn't go in.

[Kevin Wood]

Might have got infected. Perhaps a bit of antiseptic would be a good plan. No miracle cure will touch it by tonight though.

Sounds like no laydeez this weekend.

Kevin

[Del Boy]

Might have got infected. Perhaps a bit of antiseptic would be a good plan. No miracle cure will touch it by tonight though.

Sounds like no laydeez this weekend.

Kevin

That'll cheer him up no end 

Will get anti-septic this eveing and give him a spot (excuse the pun) of it to put on it this evening.

Me him and my other son are going to dinner on Sunday too, a woman he likes there that's he's trying to get in to shes 40 something and he's 16, I know her and she is a good laugh too, I dunno where he gets it from mind you 

[Mr Skrunts]

Germailine -

If he continues to pick then have a chat with the shemist, there is something called ? peroxide (cant remember its name)  dries the spot, makes him burn and the thought of picking again may well be a no no, cured my sister.

[PhilRich]

Oh yes, that's a good one Skruntie
Hydrogen Peroxide on his zit will dry it out no end, as well as sting like buggery It should take his mind off women for a bit anyway! which is a bit sad really as the best thing bar none for facial skin eruptions is a good soak in ***** fat!

[Mr Skrunts]

Oh yes, that's a good one Skruntie
Hydrogen Peroxide

Thats the one, leaves a white milky finnish as it foams away 8-)

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Blowtorch?......

[Del Boy]

Oh yes, that's a good one Skruntie
Hydrogen Peroxide on his zit will dry it out no end, as well as sting like buggery It should take his mind off women for a bit anyway! which is a bit sad really as the best thing bar none for facial skin eruptions is a good soak in ***** fat!

He said to say where does he get it from because if it works he'll use it 

[PhilRich]

Oh yes, that's a good one Skruntie
Hydrogen Peroxide on his zit will dry it out no end, as well as sting like buggery It should take his mind off women for a bit anyway! which is a bit sad really as the best thing bar none for facial skin eruptions is a good soak in ***** fat!

He said to say where does he get it from because if it works he'll use it 

I think you have to get it directly from the source Del,  preferably still at room temperature?


Ohhh, you meant the PEROXIDE!

Get it from the Chemist mate (bloody stings though! )

[Del Boy]

Oh yes, that's a good one Skruntie
Hydrogen Peroxide on his zit will dry it out no end, as well as sting like buggery It should take his mind off women for a bit anyway! which is a bit sad really as the best thing bar none for facial skin eruptions is a good soak in ***** fat!

He said to say where does he get it from because if it works he'll use it 

I think you have to get it directly from the source Del,  preferably still at room temperature?


Ohhh, you meant the PEROXIDE!:

Get it from the Chemist mate (bloody stings though! )

Will get to the chemist first thing in the morning. How much is it anyone know? Also anyone if chemists open on Saturdays?

[Del Boy]

Can't this burn the skin off your face 

And is it the same stuff that gets put on mine and my sons hair to dye it blonde? Blue stuff smells really bad? Yes I should be gay I know!

[PhilRich]

Never known F***y fat to burn the skin off del :-?
As for the real answers to your question;, yes, yes, & it's nobodys business but your own! Tell him to start by tightly fastening a crash helmet to his head, then put a small amount of peroxide into a saucer/eggcup, and dip a clean cloth/cotton bud or whatever into warm water. Dip the wet article into the peroxide, shake off the excess & dab gently over the affected area. Repeat if necessary (or hard enough 8-)), skim over the cracks in the ceiling caused by the crash helmet & the jobs a good 'un

[Del Boy]

Never known F***y fat to burn the skin off del :-?
As for the real answers to your question;, yes, yes, & it's nobodys business but your own! Tell him to start by tightly fastening a crash helmet to his head, then put a small amount of peroxide into a saucer/eggcup, and dip a clean cloth/cotton bud or whatever into warm water. Dip the wet article into the peroxide, shake off the excess & dab gently over the affected area. Repeat if necessary (or hard enough 8-)), skim over the cracks in the ceiling caused by the crash helmet & the jobs a good 'un

You're a funny guy Phil 

[Plomien]

Germoline will sort it and dry it out nicely.

[PhilRich]

Never known F***y fat to burn the skin off del :-?
As for the real answers to your question;, yes, yes, & it's nobodys business but your own! Tell him to start by tightly fastening a crash helmet to his head, then put a small amount of peroxide into a saucer/eggcup, and dip a clean cloth/cotton bud or whatever into warm water. Dip the wet article into the peroxide, shake off the excess & dab gently over the affected area. Repeat if necessary (or hard enough 8-)), skim over the cracks in the ceiling caused by the crash helmet & the jobs a good 'un

You're a funny guy Phil 

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Your lad wont think so after using that stuff!