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Sick leave
« on: 26 August 2010, 16:20:24 »
 

 NO COME TO WORK TODAY!'
 
           Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come to work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work.'


           The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.. we have lots to do, when I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say
and I feel Great. I be at work soon........You got nice house'.
 

 
 
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #1 on: 26 August 2010, 16:22:35 »
;D ;D ;D

An oldie but still a goodun ;) :y
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #2 on: 26 August 2010, 17:23:05 »
 ;D ;D Splendid  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #3 on: 26 August 2010, 17:36:57 »
boom boom !! - nice one  :y ;D ;D
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #4 on: 26 August 2010, 21:49:07 »
Hee Hee Hee  :y
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #5 on: 26 August 2010, 21:50:22 »
 :D :D :D :y
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #6 on: 26 August 2010, 21:58:41 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #7 on: 27 August 2010, 02:50:08 »
whahahaha !!!!!!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #8 on: 27 August 2010, 07:47:20 »
Good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #9 on: 27 August 2010, 09:27:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #10 on: 27 August 2010, 09:28:42 »
Truly, excellent ;D :D ;D :D
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #11 on: 27 August 2010, 09:43:29 »
yep, made me laugh too ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #12 on: 27 August 2010, 10:59:31 »
I like that ;D ;D :y
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Re: Sick leave
« Reply #13 on: 27 August 2010, 12:33:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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