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[PhilRich]

to remove an airfreshener?

1- to remove it & post that it's been removed
14- to share similar experiences of removing airfresheners & discuss how it could have been done differently
7- to caution on mentioning the word 'airfreshener'
5- to point out the spelling/grammatical errors in the preceding posts about airfresheners
6- to complain about the spellchecker
3- to correct the mis-spelt swearwords etc.
2- Industry 'Professionals' to inform the forum that the correct term is 'Magic Tree'
12- know-it-alls who claim to have been in the Industry & insist the original term is the correct one!
36- to complain that this is not an airfreshener forum & could the OP please bugger off to another forum dealing specifically with airfresheners?
11- to defend the OP saying we all use airfresheners at some time or another so it should be ok to talk about them here?
19- to discuss the finer points of airfreshener hanging, which ones to use, where to buy them, do eastern european valeters supply the best?, when & where not to hang them, etc.
4- to post links, pics etc of examples of said articles
7- to post that the links/pics do not work for them & have the URL's been posted correctly?
3- to post that they are refraining from posting on this issue because they value their postcount too highly!
3- to say 'haven't we all been through this before'?
1- to tell the OP he has sailed too close to the wind 
1- forum lurker to respond in 6 months time & drag the whole thing up again!!
 

So, now you know how many! 

[Mysteryman]

Have you been drinking.....again?

You know full well that to merely mention the words 'air freshener' can be fatal as far your postcount is concerned. Although air fresheners are inoffensive little things, they can cause a certain admin to go green (and pine-smelling) with rage. Let's have no more mention of air fresheners.

[hercules]

air refresher

[Mysteryman]

air refresher

You've only got a little one....hardly worth worrying about.

[PhilRich]

Have you been drinking.....again?

You know full well that to merely mention the words 'air freshener' can be fatal as far your postcount is concerned. Although air fresheners are inoffensive little things, they can cause a certain admin to go green (and pine-smelling) with rage. Let's have no more mention of air fresheners.

My post count is safe AFAIK STMO? It seems the prefered punishment is having a road sweeper run you off the road! :-/

[Mysteryman]

Have you been drinking.....again?

You know full well that to merely mention the words 'air freshener' can be fatal as far your postcount is concerned. Although air fresheners are inoffensive little things, they can cause a certain admin to go green (and pine-smelling) with rage. Let's have no more mention of air fresheners.

My post count is safe AFAIK STMO? It seems the prefered punishment is having a road sweeper run you off the road! :-/

Ah ha!!! I knew Jaime worked in mysterious ways. He wont be able to do that to you though. If he lands up in Hartlepool, they'll hang him.

[smithpa7]

Stop it you two

My ribs are starting to hurt..............and I suspect your post counts.

[PhilRich]

Have you been drinking.....again?

You know full well that to merely mention the words 'air freshener' can be fatal as far your postcount is concerned. Although air fresheners are inoffensive little things, they can cause a certain admin to go green (and pine-smelling) with rage. Let's have no more mention of air fresheners.

My post count is safe AFAIK STMO? It seems the prefered punishment is having a road sweeper run you off the road! :-/

Ah ha!!! I knew Jaime worked in mysterious ways. He wont be able to do that to you though. If he lands up in Hartlepool, they'll hang him.

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That story is based on a disgusting lie, based on the atrocious state of education & spelling in those far off days
The real truth is that the 'monkey' was actually a silverback gorilla with a huge penis! & it wasn't 'hanged' it was 'hung' as in 'well hung' . When it was washed ashore after a terrible storm had wrecked the ship on which it was the 'good luck mascot' , it was naked, all of its clothing having been torn off in the crashing, turbulent seas. Now, it came ashore on the Fish Sands which was crowded at the time with local townfolk attending a regular 'rip the gold earring off the dead sailors' event, held during the Stormy Season (December 1st to November 30th!) & it was immediately apparent that the Gorilla & the Locals had something big in common! & although it had a lot of body hair & was plug ugly, so was almost everyone present! , and as it was a bit larger than the tallest man (by about 3 feet ) they immediately made it the Mayor of Hartlepool. Of course the local Press Reporter was as thick as the rest & got his copy arse about face a the National Redtops of the day got it even wronger! Hence the travesty of the truth we have to live with today
Mind you, we don't seem to have learnt much in the years since

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CDEQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F2%2Fhi%2Fuk_news%2Fpolitics%2F1965569.stm&ei=hxN8TPeHGNO6jAem99DSDg&usg=AFQjCNFnqtDBfTGtzctYSx9Bp1D6c-Vc_Q

[Vamps]

Have you been drinking.....again?

You know full well that to merely mention the words 'air freshener' can be fatal as far your postcount is concerned. Although air fresheners are inoffensive little things, they can cause a certain admin to go green (and pine-smelling) with rage. Let's have no more mention of air fresheners.

My post count is safe AFAIK STMO? It seems the prefered punishment is having a road sweeper run you off the road! :-/

Ah ha!!! I knew Jaime worked in mysterious ways. He wont be able to do that to you though. If he lands up in Hartlepool, they'll hang him.

[/highlight]

















That story is based on a disgusting lie, based on the atrocious state of education & spelling in those far off days
The real truth is that the 'monkey' was actually a silverback gorilla with a huge penis! & it wasn't 'hanged' it was 'hung' as in 'well hung' . When it was washed ashore after a terrible storm had wrecked the ship on which it was the 'good luck mascot' , it was naked, all of its clothing having been torn off in the crashing, turbulent seas. Now, it came ashore on the Fish Sands which was crowded at the time with local townfolk attending a regular 'rip the gold earring off the dead sailors' event, held during the Stormy Season (December 1st to November 30th!) & it was immediately apparent that the Gorilla & the Locals had something big in common! & although it had a lot of body hair & was plug ugly, so was almost everyone present! , and as it was a bit larger than the tallest man (by about 3 feet ) they immediately made it the Mayor of Hartlepool. Of course the local Press Reporter was as thick as the rest & got his copy arse about face a the National Redtops of the day got it even wronger! Hence the travesty of the truth we have to live with today
Mind you, we don't seem to have learnt much in the years since

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CDEQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F2%2Fhi%2Fuk_news%2Fpolitics%2F1965569.stm&ei=hxN8TPeHGNO6jAem99DSDg&usg=AFQjCNFnqtDBfTGtzctYSx9Bp1D6c-Vc_Q

Tosh....you hung a monkey and have a monkey as mayor....

[Dishevelled Den]

That story is based on a disgusting lie, based on the atrocious state of education & spelling in those far off days
The real truth is that the 'monkey' was actually a silverback gorilla with a huge penis! & it wasn't 'hanged' it was 'hung' as in 'well hung' . When it was washed ashore after a terrible storm had wrecked the ship on which it was the 'good luck mascot' , it was naked, all of its clothing having been torn off in the crashing, turbulent seas. Now, it came ashore on the Fish Sands which was crowded at the time with local townfolk attending a regular 'rip the gold earring off the dead sailors' event, held during the Stormy Season (December 1st to November 30th!) & it was immediately apparent that the Gorilla & the Locals had something big in common! & although it had a lot of body hair & was plug ugly, so was almost everyone present! , and as it was a bit larger than the tallest man (by about 3 feet ) they immediately made it the Mayor of Hartlepool. Of course the local Press Reporter was as thick as the rest & got his copy arse about face a the National Redtops of the day got it even wronger! Hence the travesty of the truth we have to live with today
Mind you, we don't seem to have learnt much in the years since

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CDEQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F2%2Fhi%2Fuk_news%2Fpolitics%2F1965569.stm&ei=hxN8TPeHGNO6jAem99DSDg&usg=AFQjCNFnqtDBfTGtzctYSx9Bp1D6c-Vc_Q

I enjoyed that Phil - nicely written 8-)

[PhilRich]

Have you been drinking.....again?

You know full well that to merely mention the words 'air freshener' can be fatal as far your postcount is concerned. Although air fresheners are inoffensive little things, they can cause a certain admin to go green (and pine-smelling) with rage. Let's have no more mention of air fresheners.

My post count is safe AFAIK STMO? It seems the prefered punishment is having a road sweeper run you off the road! :-/

Ah ha!!! I knew Jaime worked in mysterious ways. He wont be able to do that to you though. If he lands up in Hartlepool, they'll hang him.

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That story is based on a disgusting lie, based on the atrocious state of education & spelling in those far off days
The real truth is that the 'monkey' was actually a silverback gorilla with a huge penis! & it wasn't 'hanged' it was 'hung' as in 'well hung' . When it was washed ashore after a terrible storm had wrecked the ship on which it was the 'good luck mascot' , it was naked, all of its clothing having been torn off in the crashing, turbulent seas. Now, it came ashore on the Fish Sands which was crowded at the time with local townfolk attending a regular 'rip the gold earring off the dead sailors' event, held during the Stormy Season (December 1st to November 30th!) & it was immediately apparent that the Gorilla & the Locals had something big in common! & although it had a lot of body hair & was plug ugly, so was almost everyone present! , and as it was a bit larger than the tallest man (by about 3 feet ) they immediately made it the Mayor of Hartlepool. Of course the local Press Reporter was as thick as the rest & got his copy arse about face a the National Redtops of the day got it even wronger! Hence the travesty of the truth we have to live with today
Mind you, we don't seem to have learnt much in the years since

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CDEQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F2%2Fhi%2Fuk_news%2Fpolitics%2F1965569.stm&ei=hxN8TPeHGNO6jAem99DSDg&usg=AFQjCNFnqtDBfTGtzctYSx9Bp1D6c-Vc_Q

Tosh....you hung a monkey and have a monkey as mayor....

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See what I mean? even a man of your calibre believes the untruth so cruelly thrust upon the Good People of this benighted Borough!
As to your (in my view, cruel & unnecessary) jibe about us having a monkey for Mayor? , I made that perfectly clear in my previous post   However, I shall as always, rise above the slings & arrows etc. and retire wounded but unbowed. As to the real truth of the matter, for incontrovertible proof of the efficacy of this piece of Historical fact, you merely have to ask any true born Hartlepool man to drop his keks & show you his (enormous) willy & you will go away satisfied (in more ways than one if you can't run fast enough! )

[Vamps]

Have you been drinking.....again?

You know full well that to merely mention the words 'air freshener' can be fatal as far your postcount is concerned. Although air fresheners are inoffensive little things, they can cause a certain admin to go green (and pine-smelling) with rage. Let's have no more mention of air fresheners.

My post count is safe AFAIK STMO? It seems the prefered punishment is having a road sweeper run you off the road! :-/

Ah ha!!! I knew Jaime worked in mysterious ways. He wont be able to do that to you though. If he lands up in Hartlepool, they'll hang him.

[/highlight]

















That story is based on a disgusting lie, based on the atrocious state of education & spelling in those far off days
The real truth is that the 'monkey' was actually a silverback gorilla with a huge penis! & it wasn't 'hanged' it was 'hung' as in 'well hung' . When it was washed ashore after a terrible storm had wrecked the ship on which it was the 'good luck mascot' , it was naked, all of its clothing having been torn off in the crashing, turbulent seas. Now, it came ashore on the Fish Sands which was crowded at the time with local townfolk attending a regular 'rip the gold earring off the dead sailors' event, held during the Stormy Season (December 1st to November 30th!) & it was immediately apparent that the Gorilla & the Locals had something big in common! & although it had a lot of body hair & was plug ugly, so was almost everyone present! , and as it was a bit larger than the tallest man (by about 3 feet ) they immediately made it the Mayor of Hartlepool. Of course the local Press Reporter was as thick as the rest & got his copy arse about face a the National Redtops of the day got it even wronger! Hence the travesty of the truth we have to live with today
Mind you, we don't seem to have learnt much in the years since

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CDEQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F2%2Fhi%2Fuk_news%2Fpolitics%2F1965569.stm&ei=hxN8TPeHGNO6jAem99DSDg&usg=AFQjCNFnqtDBfTGtzctYSx9Bp1D6c-Vc_Q

Tosh....you hung a monkey and have a monkey as mayor....

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See what I mean? even a man of your calibre believes the untruth so cruelly thrust upon the Good People of this benighted Borough!
As to your (in my view, cruel & unnecessary) jibe about us having a monkey for Mayor? , I made that perfectly clear in my previous post   However, I shall as always, rise above the slings & arrows etc. and retire wounded but unbowed. As to the real truth of the matter, for incontrovertible proof of the efficacy of this piece of Historical fact, you merely have to ask any true born Hartlepool man to drop his keks & show you his (enormous) willy & you will go away satisfied (in more ways than one if you can't run fast enough! )

Right, I could spend some time in thinking on an appropriate response... or there again I could not....