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[Sixstring]

Always get held up at the same place on the route to work, the road works appear to be going on forever!

Anyway, in the queue today was a Toyota HiLux pickup. Eminating from it was the strongest "fish and chip shop" smell possible, resulting in shouts from the other stopped drivers of " cod and chips twice please" and " number 54' and fried rice mate!!"

I know its childish, but giggled all the way to work after that. Poor bloke, it really STANK.

(wonder what he's running on? )

[Dishevelled Den]

Perhaps he was a chippie on his way to repair some chipped woodwork?

[Mysteryman]

Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what?

[Nickbat]

Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what?

This is no plaice for that sort of humour. 

[Nickbat]

Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

   

[PhilRich]

Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.  

Groan.....

[Dishevelled Den]

Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what?

I hope it wasn't done so in a battered van. :-/ :-/

[Sixstring]

Groan........................
Wish I haddocked bothered now!

[Dishevelled Den]

Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

   

H e'll be well pleased no doubt.

[Dishevelled Den]

Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what?

This is no plaice for that sort of humour. 

I would have thought that this was the sole place where such humour would be appreciated - no?

[Dishevelled Den]

Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

   

I hope things go swimming-ly

[Sixstring]

I'm going, before I CATCH something fishy.............

(hat, coat, exit stage left.........................)

[Nickbat]

Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

   

I hope things go swimming-ly

I'm sure they will. I might even dig out my herringbone suit for the occasion.

[Mysteryman]

Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what?

So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"

I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"

 

I crack myself up.

[Nickbat]

Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what?

So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"

I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"

 

I crack myself up.

£11.50? They did you up like a kipper!