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[PhilRich]

Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what?

So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"

I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"

 

I crack myself up.

Cod almighty, smells a bit fishy to me!

[Dishevelled Den]

Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what?

So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"

I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"

 

I crack myself up.

£11.50? They did you up like a kipper! 

Yep, ST should have realised that they angling for business.  One can't be too careful nowadays, there are too many dubious characters trouting for business. :-/

[Dishevelled Den]

Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

   

I hope things go swimming-ly

I'm sure they will. I might even dig out my herringbone suit for the occasion.

You'll find it on that hook in the closet where you left it.

[PhilRich]

I'm following this with baited breath!

[Dishevelled Den]

I'm following this with baited breath!

That was a reely good line Phil.

[Proz]

Thats not good ... imagine trying to overcharge you five "squid" 

[Dishevelled Den]

Thats not good ... imagine trying to overcharge you five "squid" 

You're right P, ST should call a Maori friend to seek advice.

[PhilRich]

I'm following this with baited breath!

That was a reely good line Phil.

Well I thought I would just 'float' it by you Zulu, solely to save anyone else skateing into shallow water & floundering, as my bad spelling is becoming a bad halibut 

[Dishevelled Den]

I'm following this with baited breath!

That was a reely good line Phil.

Well I thought I would just 'float' it by you Zulu, solely to save anyone else skateing into shallow water & floundering, as my bad spelling is becoming a bad halibut 

That's OK Phil, I wouldn't like to sea you all at sea over the matter - I do hope that you'll be able to weed out the worst of the mistakes.

[Mysteryman]

We're having a whale of a time with this one.

[Dishevelled Den]

We're having a whale of a time with this one.

I hope its mam'll not mind

[plym ian]

will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch

[Dishevelled Den]

will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch

We're trawling the depths now.

[Nickbat]

will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch

Indeed she is. Not an old trout by any means. 

[tidla]

will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch

Indeed she is. Not an old trout by any means. 

did she fall for any of your one liners.

ill let myself trout.