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Another Nun Joke. NWS
« on: 12 September 2010, 18:36:40 »
A nun goes to see the Mother Superior.
"I'm very troubled" says the nun.
"What seems to be the problem my child?" asks the Mother Superior.
"I believe i'm pregnant" replies the nun.
"WHAT" storms the Mother Superior.
"That's not the best of it" says the nun.
"Tell me more" replies the Mother Superior.
"I believe it's the second coming" says the nun.
"What makes you think it's the second coming" asks the Mother Superior.
"I swallowed the first" replies the nun.
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Re: Another Nun Joke. NWS
« Reply #1 on: 12 September 2010, 20:11:02 »
That's a bad "habit"!!! :D
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Re: Another Nun Joke. NWS
« Reply #2 on: 12 September 2010, 20:12:08 »
One to tell the Pope when he gets here! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Another Nun Joke. NWS
« Reply #3 on: 12 September 2010, 20:14:39 »
She was no 'Novice' then! ::) ;D
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Re: Another Nun Joke. NWS
« Reply #4 on: 12 September 2010, 22:48:24 »
very good ;D ;D
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Re: Another Nun Joke. NWS
« Reply #5 on: 12 September 2010, 23:44:01 »
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She was no 'Novice' then! ::) ;D


Being far from convent ional, she hoped her Sister's in Christ would be nun the wiser. :y
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Re: Another Nun Joke. NWS
« Reply #6 on: 12 September 2010, 23:47:08 »
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She was no 'Novice' then! ::) ;D


Being far from convent ional, she hoped her Sister's in Christ would be nun the wiser. :y

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Re: Another Nun Joke. NWS
« Reply #7 on: 13 September 2010, 10:34:48 »
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She was no 'Novice' then! ::) ;D


Being far from convent ional, she hoped her Sister's in Christ would be nun the wiser. :y

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It's a play on the word none Trigg :y
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