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Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« on: 13 September 2010, 21:55:10 »
"Making sperm available over the internet!" :-/

...now that would be a dodgy download! ::)

What a pair of tossers! ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-11284331
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #1 on: 13 September 2010, 21:57:15 »
Yeah they are ;D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #2 on: 13 September 2010, 22:01:47 »
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"Making sperm available over the internet!" :-/

...now that would be a dodgy download! ::)

What a pair of tossers! ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-11284331


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Making sperm available over the internet


Would it make it E jaculate in that case?
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #3 on: 13 September 2010, 22:05:33 »
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"Making sperm available over the internet!" :-/

...now that would be a dodgy download! ::)

What a pair of tossers! ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-11284331


I understand the bloke who conceived this idea is called Juan Kerr. :y
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #4 on: 13 September 2010, 22:09:31 »
They're playing the game. They should hold a licence to send/transport sperm (i've got an adr & it does'nt cover that!)
But thier arguement is they're just putting interested parties in touch with eachother to make their own transportation arrangements. We'll have to see what the courts COME up with.
   A sticky subject!!! ::)
    
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #5 on: 13 September 2010, 22:13:19 »
They were just about to launch their new sperm collection device....

the iSquirt  ::)
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #6 on: 13 September 2010, 22:20:04 »
Hope the judge doesn,t tell the court to "Come to order"
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #7 on: 13 September 2010, 22:38:11 »
If you work for them,do you do a week in hand ;D ;D :D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #8 on: 13 September 2010, 22:39:05 »
Oh come come now boys & girls, this pairmust be wthanked for having had the spend to come out into the open! It's a load of responsibility they've taken on! I bet they did a lot of tossing & turning, and remember everything isn't as black & white(mice) as it semens  ::)
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #9 on: 13 September 2010, 23:04:16 »
Hang on people...these two blokes saw an oppertunity too make some money then fair play.

How many women have gone out with the sole intention of getting a wad banged up her...ive known several im sad too say.

Point is if men wanted too donate and women wanted too recieve then fair play too them. :y
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #10 on: 14 September 2010, 00:36:08 »
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Hang on people...these two blokes saw an oppertunity too make some money then fair play.

How many women have gone out with the sole intention of getting a wad banged up her...ive known several im sad too say.

Point is if men wanted too donate and women wanted too recieve then fair play too them. :y

im sure its all in hand.
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #11 on: 14 September 2010, 00:39:01 »
OMG....you lot are something else !!!! :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #12 on: 14 September 2010, 01:00:37 »
Could be the answer to the credit crunch.
Knock one out in a jam jar and bung it on ebay. ;D ;D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #13 on: 14 September 2010, 01:57:20 »
Just another internet dating agency :-/
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #14 on: 14 September 2010, 10:31:19 »
Well lets face it if your a woman who"s fat and Ugly...hell even fat...what chance have you of getting laid.

Pretty much zero...thats where these guys step in. :y

Or a closet homosexual who wants too drink the milk but not milk the cow. ;D
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