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Author Topic: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....  (Read 2010 times)

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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #15 on: 14 September 2010, 11:59:02 »
What (not)...a cock up.. :)
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #16 on: 14 September 2010, 12:43:08 »
sorry love we are out of bottles, would you like draught? ;D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #17 on: 14 September 2010, 14:10:59 »
I can certainly do without any more rugrats.......but I'd be willing to empty my happy sack for the ladies if the price is right... ::) ::).....20% reduction for any OOF ladies who require this service... :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #18 on: 14 September 2010, 16:32:56 »
I see romance isnt dead? ;D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #19 on: 14 September 2010, 16:35:51 »
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I can certainly do without any more rugrats.......but I'd be willing to empty my happy sack for the ladies if the price is right... ::) ::).....20% reduction for any OOF ladies who require this service... :-* :-* :-*

 ::) Don`t discount; just BOGOF will you! ;D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #20 on: 14 September 2010, 17:21:20 »
Excellent replies :y  Made me larf ;D ;D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #21 on: 14 September 2010, 19:50:15 »
Do they do free demonstrations?  :y
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #22 on: 14 September 2010, 19:55:45 »
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I can certainly do without any more rugrats.......but I'd be willing to empty my happy sack for the ladies if the price is right... ::) ::).....20% reduction for any OOF ladies who require this service... :-* :-* :-*

 ::) Don`t discount; just BOGOF will you! ;D
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 Nice one Debs  ;D :y
 ;D ;D I said you buy one, you get one free!  ;D ;D
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Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
« Reply #23 on: 14 September 2010, 20:15:22 »
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Do they do free demonstrations?  :y

I don't think i'd like to see that :o :o
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