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Another Golf Joke
« on: 16 September 2010, 20:09:28 »
A woman is taking golf lessons. She had started her 1st round when she was stung by a bee, She went back into the clubhouse for help. Her golf pro asked why she was back so early. She told him of the bee sting. "Where did it sting you" he asked. "Between the first and second hole" she replied. He nodded and said "then your feet are too far apart".
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Re: Another Golf Joke
« Reply #1 on: 16 September 2010, 20:10:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  That would be painfull   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another Golf Joke
« Reply #2 on: 16 September 2010, 20:19:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another Golf Joke
« Reply #3 on: 16 September 2010, 22:42:13 »
Excellent  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another Golf Joke
« Reply #4 on: 17 September 2010, 06:43:12 »
 ;D   Very good!!   ;D
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Re: Another Golf Joke
« Reply #5 on: 17 September 2010, 08:38:50 »
Nice one ;D ;D ;D :y
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