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[Elite Pete]

Wifey is having a few mates around tonight for a girlie (witches of eastwick) night in. They are due in about 10 minutes and the swearing has started already, she's under pressure as the buffet type affair has turned into an unoffcial competition, luckily my chores are done and i'm hiding upstairs out of the way with a few beers

[Mysteryman]

Wifey is having a few mates around tonight for a girlie (witches of eastwick) night in. They are due in about 10 minutes and the swearing has started already, she's under pressure as the buffet type affair has turned into an unoffcial competition, luckily my chores are done and i'm hiding upstairs out of the way with a few beers

You may have to go down to model the willie warmers. :-/

[hoofing it]

So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin

[Mysteryman]

So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin

If Pete is anything like me, that would frighten the life out him.

[Elite Pete]

So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin

I couldn't consume enough alcohol to make me want to go anywhere near any of them

[Mysteryman]

So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin

I couldn't consume enough alcohol to make me want to go anywhere near any of them

Except your darling wife, of course.

[Amigo]

So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin

If Pete is anything like me, that would frighten the life out him.

I was about to say i can be in Northwich pretty darn quick but yes Steve, reckon i'd bottle it.
   Be careful what you wish for!!!

[Elite Pete]

So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin

I couldn't consume enough alcohol to make me want to go anywhere near any of them

Except your darling wife, of course.

Let me think about that one 

[Richie London]

be a nice quiet day tomorrow then if the wifes hungover 

[Mysteryman]

be a nice quiet day tomorrow then if the wifes hungover 

Nah. She'll wake up farting and demanding a fry up.

[Debs.]

Wifey is having a few mates around tonight for a girlie (witches of eastwick) night in. They are due in about 10 minutes and the swearing has started already, she's under pressure as the buffet type affair has turned into an unoffcial competition, luckily my chores are done and i'm hiding upstairs out of the way with a few beers

  Start to worry when you hear the sound of sets of car-keys being dropped into the fruit bowl!

[SJKOO01]

Wifey is having a few mates around tonight for a girlie (witches of eastwick) night in. They are due in about 10 minutes and the swearing has started already, she's under pressure as the buffet type affair has turned into an unoffcial competition, luckily my chores are done and i'm hiding upstairs out of the way with a few beers

  Start to worry when you hear the sound of sets of car-keys being dropped into the fruit bowl!

As it's a buffet type affair, are you sure you don't mean 'Punch bowl' ?   

[Darth Loo-knee]

Get down there Youth... think about the Old Bull & Young Bull 

[Welung666]

Get down there Youth... think about the Old Bull & Young Bull 

and broken bull by 9:15

[Elite Pete]

Get down there Youth... think about the Old Bull & Young Bull 

I would have to climb out of the window youth, she's locked me in the spare room until everyone has gone