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[Andyb]

your lucky thats every year isnt it could be worse could land on a leap yr

[Sixstring]

SEX?

Isn't that what people from "up north" put their coal in?


Lizzie Zoom, xxx

Debs, xxx

Ljay, xxx

Tracey, xxx

We are sometimes innocently disrespectful, sometimes stupidly so, but we all love you as women, people, omega owners and human beings, even if we sometimes don't say so.

please forgive us our short comings, as we forgive yours
there are no betters, only equals.   (Martin luther King)

[Entwood]

Well said Lizzie... 

However, there are a few, just a few, individuals who seem to make it their mission on the forum to turn every post into a sexually orientated one and/or just be generally rude .... both under the heading "banter", which it often isn't....

There IS good banter on the site .. already obvious in this thread .. but there is also a lot of "hit the quote button and be rude" ... there is a major difference in the two.. which some people just don't seem to manage 

Just my views.. nowt else ... now where did I put those sex of spuds ...

[unlucky alf]

your lucky thats every year isnt it could be worse could land on a leap yr

yes i suppose youve got a point there,,,,but my mrs defenition of the oral side of things is by trying to talk me out of it.

[Mysteryman]

Glad I missed all of this, sensitive soul that I am.

[omegod]

Glad I missed all of this, sensitive soul that I am.

I was quite worried you may have seen it last night, I know how sensitive and fragile you can be

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As an Omega Owner you have evey right as a woman to help, advice and comment like the rest of us do Lizzie, you also have the same rights as any one else who shares this plannet that we live on, sadly that where it end's.

It seem's to me that far too many men have forgotton how important women actually are to us.  After giving birth and spending most of the early years bring us up, it seems that men then grow a pair and start with thier attitude problems.  It starts as a teenager and in some case they grow up and get respectfull and in others they just get worse.

I will be honest I was horrified at some of the comments i 1st saw towards tracey (fletchesmrs) last night and am therefore not suprised in the slightest that she stood her ground against some of you.  I reckon if you had said hald the stuff to her in her working enviroment her fellow workmates would have decked some of you.

I actually thought the forum was better than this and had grown out of it after the last time it happened.  Women are equal in life, they may be weaker but they are not inferior.

Just because Tracey stood up for herself there was no need to turn on her, yes she got annoyed and said things and maybe added some bad language, but FFS she was pushed into it.

There is only a small % of women on here, Lizzie (bless her) has left a time or 2, Ljay wont post any more, even Debs has considered leaving, the ladies of the forum should be posting more not less.

If you think I am out of order then feel free to PM, this forum should be respectfull and balanced, bloddy hell, we even put up with Del Boy posting on here and he prefers BMW's and Merc's.   

It was hardly a one way street .....Skruntie... 

[Mysteryman]

As an Omega Owner you have evey right as a woman to help, advice and comment like the rest of us do Lizzie, you also have the same rights as any one else who shares this plannet that we live on, sadly that where it end's.

It seem's to me that far too many men have forgotton how important women actually are to us.  After giving birth and spending most of the early years bring us up, it seems that men then grow a pair and start with thier attitude problems.  It starts as a teenager and in some case they grow up and get respectfull and in others they just get worse.

I will be honest I was horrified at some of the comments i 1st saw towards tracey (fletchesmrs) last night and am therefore not suprised in the slightest that she stood her ground against some of you.  I reckon if you had said hald the stuff to her in her working enviroment her fellow workmates would have decked some of you.

I actually thought the forum was better than this and had grown out of it after the last time it happened.  Women are equal in life, they may be weaker but they are not inferior.

Just because Tracey stood up for herself there was no need to turn on her, yes she got annoyed and said things and maybe added some bad language, but FFS she was pushed into it.

There is only a small % of women on here, Lizzie (bless her) has left a time or 2, Ljay wont post any more, even Debs has considered leaving, the ladies of the forum should be posting more not less.

If you think I am out of order then feel free to PM, this forum should be respectfull and balanced, bloddy hell, we even put up with Del Boy posting on here and he prefers BMW's and Merc's.   

A long-winded pile of poo from a man who spends half his life looking at (and sharing with us) soft porn.
 If you think I am out of order, PM Skruntie.

[Mr Skrunts]

how about you do it over the weekend sir and post up the how too for the rest of us, :-/ esp part 1 as thats the bit i have problems with lol  cos part 2 isnt it  like riding a bike u never forget or was that falling off a horse and u should get back on i dont know im confused

Well having added a couple or 3 new names to my address book this week I was rather hoping to find the guides in the other order, firstly to remind me how to do it, as there are a couple of them with rather vibrant personalites and ample charms but saddly carry a little bagage with them, but if they were free of thier ties then i feel they might be open to remind me what to do.

As for part one.  Be yourself and relax, they will either like you or they wont, if you try it on you will fall at the 1st hurdle, but if you dont interest them then you wont get a 2nd chance.  Women I feel take men at face value, and looks are further down thier list than ours.

Biggest tip I can offer, if you can make them laugh then you have their attention, if you keep them laughing hopefully they come back for more.  If they laugh when you drop your trousers then you have problems.

But remember above all, be open, be honest and be respecfull and a good listener.  Plus cleanliness is paramount with all women, so wear smart but comfprtable clothes and a decent polished pair of shoes and you may well be in with a chance.

All the best, and I am sure others will add thier comments to what I have posted. 

[Mr Skrunts]

As an Omega Owner you have evey right as a woman to help, advice and comment like the rest of us do Lizzie, you also have the same rights as any one else who shares this plannet that we live on, sadly that where it end's.

It seem's to me that far too many men have forgotton how important women actually are to us.  After giving birth and spending most of the early years bring us up, it seems that men then grow a pair and start with thier attitude problems.  It starts as a teenager and in some case they grow up and get respectfull and in others they just get worse.

I will be honest I was horrified at some of the comments i 1st saw towards tracey (fletchesmrs) last night and am therefore not suprised in the slightest that she stood her ground against some of you.  I reckon if you had said hald the stuff to her in her working enviroment her fellow workmates would have decked some of you.

I actually thought the forum was better than this and had grown out of it after the last time it happened.  Women are equal in life, they may be weaker but they are not inferior.

Just because Tracey stood up for herself there was no need to turn on her, yes she got annoyed and said things and maybe added some bad language, but FFS she was pushed into it.

There is only a small % of women on here, Lizzie (bless her) has left a time or 2, Ljay wont post any more, even Debs has considered leaving, the ladies of the forum should be posting more not less.

If you think I am out of order then feel free to PM, this forum should be respectfull and balanced, bloddy hell, we even put up with Del Boy posting on here and he prefers BMW's and Merc's.   

A long-winded pile of poo from a man who spends half his life looking at (and sharing with us) soft porn.
 If you think I am out of order, PM Skruntie.

Nice try Steve, Window shopping at lovely ladies is as far as I go, Unlike Optimist who needs to watch it on TV.  But there is no need to worry about me I have ample female freinds  8-)

[Mysteryman]

As an Omega Owner you have evey right as a woman to help, advice and comment like the rest of us do Lizzie, you also have the same rights as any one else who shares this plannet that we live on, sadly that where it end's.

It seem's to me that far too many men have forgotton how important women actually are to us.  After giving birth and spending most of the early years bring us up, it seems that men then grow a pair and start with thier attitude problems.  It starts as a teenager and in some case they grow up and get respectfull and in others they just get worse.

I will be honest I was horrified at some of the comments i 1st saw towards tracey (fletchesmrs) last night and am therefore not suprised in the slightest that she stood her ground against some of you.  I reckon if you had said hald the stuff to her in her working enviroment her fellow workmates would have decked some of you.

I actually thought the forum was better than this and had grown out of it after the last time it happened.  Women are equal in life, they may be weaker but they are not inferior.

Just because Tracey stood up for herself there was no need to turn on her, yes she got annoyed and said things and maybe added some bad language, but FFS she was pushed into it.

There is only a small % of women on here, Lizzie (bless her) has left a time or 2, Ljay wont post any more, even Debs has considered leaving, the ladies of the forum should be posting more not less.

If you think I am out of order then feel free to PM, this forum should be respectfull and balanced, bloddy hell, we even put up with Del Boy posting on here and he prefers BMW's and Merc's.   

A long-winded pile of poo from a man who spends half his life looking at (and sharing with us) soft porn.
 If you think I am out of order, PM Skruntie.

Nice try Steve, Window shopping at lovely ladies is as far as I go, Unlike Optimist who needs to watch it on TV.  But there is no need to worry about me I have ample female freinds  8-)

I like them ample.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As an Omega Owner you have evey right as a woman to help, advice and comment like the rest of us do Lizzie, you also have the same rights as any one else who shares this plannet that we live on, sadly that where it end's.

It seem's to me that far too many men have forgotton how important women actually are to us.  After giving birth and spending most of the early years bring us up, it seems that men then grow a pair and start with thier attitude problems.  It starts as a teenager and in some case they grow up and get respectfull and in others they just get worse.

I will be honest I was horrified at some of the comments i 1st saw towards tracey (fletchesmrs) last night and am therefore not suprised in the slightest that she stood her ground against some of you.  I reckon if you had said hald the stuff to her in her working enviroment her fellow workmates would have decked some of you.

I actually thought the forum was better than this and had grown out of it after the last time it happened.  Women are equal in life, they may be weaker but they are not inferior.

Just because Tracey stood up for herself there was no need to turn on her, yes she got annoyed and said things and maybe added some bad language, but FFS she was pushed into it.

There is only a small % of women on here, Lizzie (bless her) has left a time or 2, Ljay wont post any more, even Debs has considered leaving, the ladies of the forum should be posting more not less.

If you think I am out of order then feel free to PM, this forum should be respectfull and balanced, bloddy hell, we even put up with Del Boy posting on here and he prefers BMW's and Merc's.   

A long-winded pile of poo from a man who spends half his life looking at (and sharing with us) soft porn.
 If you think I am out of order, PM Skruntie.

Nice try Steve, Window shopping at lovely ladies is as far as I go, Unlike Optimist who needs to watch it on TV.  But there is no need to worry about me I have ample female freinds  8-)

Why...Skrunts?....what happens next is much better....

[Mysteryman]

As an Omega Owner you have evey right as a woman to help, advice and comment like the rest of us do Lizzie, you also have the same rights as any one else who shares this plannet that we live on, sadly that where it end's.

It seem's to me that far too many men have forgotton how important women actually are to us.  After giving birth and spending most of the early years bring us up, it seems that men then grow a pair and start with thier attitude problems.  It starts as a teenager and in some case they grow up and get respectfull and in others they just get worse.

I will be honest I was horrified at some of the comments i 1st saw towards tracey (fletchesmrs) last night and am therefore not suprised in the slightest that she stood her ground against some of you.  I reckon if you had said hald the stuff to her in her working enviroment her fellow workmates would have decked some of you.

I actually thought the forum was better than this and had grown out of it after the last time it happened.  Women are equal in life, they may be weaker but they are not inferior.

Just because Tracey stood up for herself there was no need to turn on her, yes she got annoyed and said things and maybe added some bad language, but FFS she was pushed into it.

There is only a small % of women on here, Lizzie (bless her) has left a time or 2, Ljay wont post any more, even Debs has considered leaving, the ladies of the forum should be posting more not less.

If you think I am out of order then feel free to PM, this forum should be respectfull and balanced, bloddy hell, we even put up with Del Boy posting on here and he prefers BMW's and Merc's.   

A long-winded pile of poo from a man who spends half his life looking at (and sharing with us) soft porn.
 If you think I am out of order, PM Skruntie.

Nice try Steve, Window shopping at lovely ladies is as far as I go, Unlike Optimist who needs to watch it on TV.  But there is no need to worry about me I have ample female freinds  8-)

Why...Skrunts?....what happens next is much better....

Bashing the bishop is better?


Bit of a toungue-twister there

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As an Omega Owner you have evey right as a woman to help, advice and comment like the rest of us do Lizzie, you also have the same rights as any one else who shares this plannet that we live on, sadly that where it end's.

It seem's to me that far too many men have forgotton how important women actually are to us.  After giving birth and spending most of the early years bring us up, it seems that men then grow a pair and start with thier attitude problems.  It starts as a teenager and in some case they grow up and get respectfull and in others they just get worse.

I will be honest I was horrified at some of the comments i 1st saw towards tracey (fletchesmrs) last night and am therefore not suprised in the slightest that she stood her ground against some of you.  I reckon if you had said hald the stuff to her in her working enviroment her fellow workmates would have decked some of you.

I actually thought the forum was better than this and had grown out of it after the last time it happened.  Women are equal in life, they may be weaker but they are not inferior.

Just because Tracey stood up for herself there was no need to turn on her, yes she got annoyed and said things and maybe added some bad language, but FFS she was pushed into it.

There is only a small % of women on here, Lizzie (bless her) has left a time or 2, Ljay wont post any more, even Debs has considered leaving, the ladies of the forum should be posting more not less.

If you think I am out of order then feel free to PM, this forum should be respectfull and balanced, bloddy hell, we even put up with Del Boy posting on here and he prefers BMW's and Merc's.   

A long-winded pile of poo from a man who spends half his life looking at (and sharing with us) soft porn.
 If you think I am out of order, PM Skruntie.

Nice try Steve, Window shopping at lovely ladies is as far as I go, Unlike Optimist who needs to watch it on TV.  But there is no need to worry about me I have ample female freinds  8-)

Why...Skrunts?....what happens next is much better....

Bashing the bishop is better?


Bit of a toungue-twister there

Bashing the Bishop .....using your tongue....well.....well......

[Marks DTM Calib]

Me & the mrs have a special day for the sex lark,,,,,,,,,,,,its called ash wednesday.

29th Feb in our house