Simple questions & answers....
Q1 How do crazy people find their way through the forrest?
A They take the phycho path
Q2 What do Eskimo's get from sitting on the ice too long?
A Polaroids.
Q3 What do you call a faulty boomerang?
A A Stick.
Q4 What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A Nacho Cheese.
Q5 What are Santa's little helpers called?
A Subordinate Clauses.
Q6 What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?
A Quattro Cinquo .
Q7 What do you get from a pampered Cow?
A Spoilt milk.
Q8 What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
A Frostbite.
Q9 What's the difference between Roast Beef & Pea Soup?
A Anyone can roast beef.
Q10 Why do Gorilla's have big nostrils?
A Because they have big fingers.
Q11 Why dont blind people like to skydive?
A Because it frightens the dog.
Q12 What's the difference between a Harley Davidson & a Hoover?
A The position of the Dirtbag.
Q13 Why did the Plymouth Pilgim's trousers always fall down?
A Because they had their belt buckles on their hats.
Q14 How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
A Unique up on it.
Q15 What goes Clip Clop Clip Clop Bang Clip Clop Click Clop?
A An Amish drive by shooting.
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