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« on: 27 September 2010, 19:01:31 »
In the old days . . . .

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!  :o :y

 
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Re: Computers
« Reply #1 on: 27 September 2010, 19:29:34 »
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In the old days . . . .

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!  :o :y

 


I think I'd be rather proud of 3.5 inches when floppy. :y
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Re: Computers
« Reply #2 on: 27 September 2010, 19:34:00 »
Me too!!!! :D ;D ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 27 September 2010, 19:57:28 »
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In the old days . . . .

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!  :o :y

 


I think I'd be rather proud of 3.5 inches when floppy. :y

 :P I`m sure somebody could give you a hard drive! ::)
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« Reply #4 on: 27 September 2010, 19:58:12 »
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In the old days . . . .

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy.

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!  :o :y

 


I think I'd be rather proud of 3.5 inches when floppy. :y

 :P I`m sure somebody could give you a hard drive! ::)


At my age!!! I'd probably crash. :(
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Re: Computers
« Reply #5 on: 28 September 2010, 11:20:07 »
I think I'd be rather proud of 3.5 inches when floppy.

Am I abnormal then ??  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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