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Women and Talcum Powder
« on: 29 September 2010, 11:10:00 »
 >:( >:( >:( >:(

What IS it with women and flippin' talcum powder >:(
Not working at the moment so got a 'jobs to do list' from swmbo, one of which is 'put new taps on bath'.

Struth...every nook and cranny is filled with the stuff...just thumped the bathmat and nearly choked on the cloud. Its on the toilet seat.... have taken the panel off and its in all the grooves of the panelling and everywhere under the bath.
Don't get me wrong...the bathroom is clean...its when you have to get down to the nitty-gritty that all this comes to light ;)
Why do they have to faff it around like they do >:(
Ban it I say :y
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #1 on: 29 September 2010, 11:23:59 »
Probably best you don't know!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #2 on: 29 September 2010, 11:29:21 »
My wife doesn't use it these days; to be honest, I can't remember if she ever did.  I think she may have occasionally used it when she got it as a present, but she never used to buy it.

On the other hand, I used to use it regularly in the days before the aerosol deodorant spray became commonly available. :) :) :)
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #3 on: 29 September 2010, 11:30:31 »
Not used in our house but, everything has a laquer coat from bloody hairspray!
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #4 on: 29 September 2010, 11:59:23 »
Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #5 on: 29 September 2010, 12:02:09 »
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #6 on: 29 September 2010, 12:05:41 »
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D



Trust you to spot it  ;D
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #7 on: 29 September 2010, 12:06:56 »
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #8 on: 29 September 2010, 12:08:05 »
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


ARSE ;D :D
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #9 on: 29 September 2010, 12:17:43 »
Women can be very annoying creatures.......My wife insists on opening a fresh "something or other"....every day.....At the last count I found three tubes of toothpaste.....three jars of coffee ....and two plastic bottles of milk all in use....totally unnecessary... :-/
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #10 on: 29 September 2010, 12:18:55 »
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


ARSE ;D :D


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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #11 on: 29 September 2010, 12:32:43 »
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Not used in our house but, everything has a laquer coat from bloody hairspray!
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Thats another sore point.....coated with laquer is the perfect description >:( When my daughter lived at home all you ever heard from the landing (where the big mirror is on the wall) was.......sssssssss....ssssssssss.....ssssssssss....sssssss....sssssssss....sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
etc etc ....I think you get the drift. >:(
God forbid you wanted the loo...you would never get enough oxygen to survive upstairs ;D
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #12 on: 29 September 2010, 12:35:39 »
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)
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So THATS why its all over the toilet seat....spread it all over then sit on it.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #13 on: 29 September 2010, 12:47:00 »
You got it in one . lol ;D
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Re: Women and Talcum Powder
« Reply #14 on: 29 September 2010, 12:47:53 »
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


ARSE ;D :D




I like father ted , Soooooooooo funny ;D ;D
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