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[cem_devecioglu]

Not used in our house but, everything has a laquer coat from bloody hairspray!

 

[Mr Skrunts]

Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert! 

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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty * 

ARSE

When she blows it smell's like a power puff.   [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

[jonnycool]

My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   

[Terbs]

My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   

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[Debs.]

`Never understood the contradiction of getting nice and clean in a shower/bath and then covering oneself with dust!

[Marks DTM Calib]

My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   

They really are technology for the sake of it.

Such a shame that we have to now fit batteries, sensors, LED's, solenoids and a micro to an air freshener

[jonnycool]

My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   

They really are technology for the sake of it.

Such a shame that we have to now fit batteries, sensors, LED's, solenoids and a micro to an air freshener

I've 'accidentally' dislodged the batteries in a couple of 'em, she hasn't noticed yet 

[Amigo]

I sprinkle talc on the mattress when i change the bedding although i hoover it first. OCD? Shake'n 'vac?
    Smells nice though. Still looking for some Yardley Mclaren soap on a rope to hang over the bath taps!!!! 8-)

[Gaffers]

I use just as much as the wife, I have to it stops the chavage on those long short marches walks we do at work.  You certainly know about it when you forget to powder your berries....ooooooh!

[Martin_1962]

I detest those perfumy spray things - make me struggle to breathe.

Talc on feet and bits

[Sixstring]

Just GOTTA powder your "important little places".......
BettySwallocks...........not me.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Thought this was relevent so one for you Girls x

A man says too his wife, "If you put slim fast in your knickers it would do wonders for your arse!" wife mutters under her breath.
The next morning man is putting on his pants when he notices talc in his pants. "Hey I have got talc in me pants!" wife shouts upstairs "That ain't talc, its Miracle Grow!"
 

[maria]

Thought this was relevent so one for you Girls x

A man says too his wife, "If you put slim fast in your knickers it would do wonders for your arse!" wife mutters under her breath.
The next morning man is putting on his pants when he notices talc in his pants. "Hey I have got talc in me pants!" wife shouts upstairs "That ain't talc, its Miracle Grow!"

 

[Sixstring]

(thinks about putting some in a bra.................................)

[smithpa7]

Thought this was relevent so one for you Girls x

A man says too his wife, "If you put slim fast in your knickers it would do wonders for your arse!" wife mutters under her breath.
The next morning man is putting on his pants when he notices talc in his pants. "Hey I have got talc in me pants!" wife shouts upstairs "That ain't talc, its Miracle Grow!"
 

Excellent

Sadly the missus has seen this and is thinking about trying it