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« on: 01 October 2010, 22:06:43 »
Paddy(who was not irish) had 2 horses but could never tell them apart.
He decided to cut the tail off one of them.
This worked well for a while until the other horse got its tail bitten off by a dog.
Then he decided to cut a chunk out of one horses ear.
This worked great until the other horse cut its ear on barbed wire.
His mate suggested measuring the horses.
Paddy(still not an irishman) was over the moon when he discovered the white one was 2 hands bigger than the black one.
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 01 October 2010, 22:08:14 »
paddy was from kilburn by the way, north london
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 01 October 2010, 22:09:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D Methinks Paddy (not an Irishman) should be given the Freedom of Dublin forthwith! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 01 October 2010, 22:15:11 »
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;D ;D ;D Methinks Paddy (not an Irishman) should be given the Freedom of Dublin forthwith! ;D ;D ;D ;D


i'm now poiltically correct, have to watch what i say.  ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 01 October 2010, 22:17:03 »
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;D ;D ;D Methinks Paddy (not an Irishman) should be given the Freedom of Dublin forthwith! ;D ;D ;D ;D


i'm now poiltically correct, have to watch what i say.  ;)





I'm bloody well not Richey! ;) The PC Brigade can kiss my shitty arse! ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 01 October 2010, 22:24:22 »
i like it  ;D ;D


heres one for you
 two cows in a field one says to the other what do you think of this mad cow disease to which the other replied i couldt care less it doesnt concern me ............. im a helicopter !! :D
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 01 October 2010, 22:25:31 »
Now Now you two , I'll bang your heads together or get a room lol  :-* ;D ;D
« Last Edit: 01 October 2010, 22:25:48 by Maria »
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