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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #15 on: 03 October 2010, 18:44:43 »
Mansell would have been ideal. "drive the cars very quickly, but dont ever open your mouth and speak". Ideally suited. ;) ;D
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #16 on: 03 October 2010, 18:48:49 »
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Mansell would have been ideal. "drive the cars very quickly, but dont ever open your mouth and speak". Ideally suited. ;) ;D

.. as long as they kept the "red mist" at bay, and didn't put any bridges on the circuit. ;)

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« Reply #17 on: 03 October 2010, 19:05:21 »
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Mansell would have been ideal. "drive the cars very quickly, but dont ever open your mouth and speak". Ideally suited. ;) ;D

.. as long as they kept the "red mist" at bay, and didn't put any bridges on the circuit. ;)

The lap times would all be pretty high though.. what with him pushing the car over the finishing line each week..

(Going back a bit, as to what box to tick for Tiff Needless - is 'Oxygen Thief' an option?  ;D )
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« Reply #18 on: 03 October 2010, 19:09:02 »
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(Going back a bit, as to what box to tick for Tiff Needless - is 'Oxygen Thief' an option?  ;D )

 ::) How about an "Anal-Orator!" ;D
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #19 on: 03 October 2010, 23:16:53 »
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Hmm so thy're going to want a new Stig for the next series and there's a likely candidate that's just been made redundant.
Any guesses who the next Stig will be?
Oh and he can drive trains too. ;D ;D

Not Mr. Arkwright, the Thomas the Tank Engine driver?  :o :o :o :o
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #20 on: 04 October 2010, 01:07:22 »
Just further proof of 5th gear trying to copy Top Gear, and failing miserably.
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #21 on: 04 October 2010, 01:38:17 »
I watch both at times & could'nt really care less.
   Hardly matters does it? ::)
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #22 on: 04 October 2010, 10:08:23 »
3 WORDS......

Vicki Butler-Henderson.

Drives, presents, and looks hot too.

Proper totty that CAN drive. :P :o ;)

Nuff Said.
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #23 on: 04 October 2010, 10:39:16 »
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3 WORDS......

Vicki Butler-Henderson.

Drives, presents, and looks hot too.


Proper totty that CAN drive. :P :o ;)

Nuff Said.

Have to agree there......there is something about her and she really can drive. :-* ;)
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #24 on: 04 October 2010, 10:49:29 »
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Hmm so thy're going to want a new Stig for the next series and there's a likely candidate that's just been made redundant.
Any guesses who the next Stig will be?
Oh and he can drive trains too. ;D ;D

I reckon they should get Rubens Barichello - that would really pee Ben Collins off! [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #25 on: 04 October 2010, 10:58:13 »
How about a FEMALE stig???


My vote goes to little Sabine Schmidt.

Pocket rocket totty who is totally unbeatable on the Nurburgring circuit.........

AND I would.........................!!


That would P*ss off Mr Collins too..........beaten by a girly, love it.
She can "beat" me, anytime.................LOL!
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« Reply #26 on: 04 October 2010, 11:01:26 »
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How about a FEMALE stig???


My vote goes to little Sabine Schmidt.

Pocket rocket totty who is totally unbeatable on the Nurburgring circuit.........

AND I would.........................!!
That would P*ss off Mr Collins too..........beaten by a girly, love it.
She can "beat" me, anytime.................LOL!


What I wonder lol
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« Reply #27 on: 04 October 2010, 11:06:59 »
Whatever she asks me to do...........................(Drool)


would love to change her oil, and give a service visit..............LOL!

And then, the TEST DRIVE........................ ::)
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Re: Ben Collins
« Reply #28 on: 04 October 2010, 11:08:43 »
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How about a FEMALE stig???


My vote goes to little Sabine Schmidt.

Pocket rocket totty who is totally unbeatable on the Nurburgring circuit.........

AND I would.........................!!
That would P*ss off Mr Collins too..........beaten by a girly, love it.
She can "beat" me, anytime.................LOL!


What I wonder lol

Maria!!........behave yourself!! ::) ;D
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« Reply #29 on: 04 October 2010, 11:10:02 »
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How about a FEMALE stig???


My vote goes to little Sabine Schmidt.

Pocket rocket totty who is totally unbeatable on the Nurburgring circuit.........

AND I would.........................!!
That would P*ss off Mr Collins too..........beaten by a girly, love it.
She can "beat" me, anytime.................LOL!


What I wonder lol

Maria!!........behave yourself!! ::) ;D
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Oh I do bob ;D
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