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[PhilRich]

That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' 

[Mysteryman]

That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' 

I said 'two'   

[PhilRich]

That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' 

I said 'two'   

Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail!

[Mysteryman]

That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' 

I said 'two'   

Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail!

Apparently, your going in the same cell until this is all sorted. If I were you, I'd sing like a boird

[PhilRich]

That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' 

I said 'two'   

Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail!

Apparently, your going in the same cell until this is all sorted. If I were you, I'd sing like a boird

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I intend to mate but don't worry, between us me & your lass will make sure your time inside will be as instructive as possible, we've put your name down for car maintenance classes 

[Mysteryman]

That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' 

I said 'two'   

Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail!

Apparently, your going in the same cell until this is all sorted. If I were you, I'd sing like a boird

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I intend to mate but don't worry, between us me & your lass will make sure your time inside will be as instructive as possible, we've put your name down for car maintenance classes 

Don't care. I've taken all the pills now.

[PhilRich]

That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' 

I said 'two'   

Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail!

Apparently, your going in the same cell until this is all sorted. If I were you, I'd sing like a boird

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I intend to mate but don't worry, between us me & your lass will make sure your time inside will be as instructive as possible, we've put your name down for car maintenance classes 

Don't care. I've taken all the pills now.

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Well you'd better hope for your sake you're never more than a fart away from the nearest pot, they were laxatives!!!

[Mysteryman]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

[PhilRich]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

[Mysteryman]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

[PhilRich]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

[Mysteryman]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

I wouldn't know.....she's with you.

[PhilRich]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

I wouldn't know.....she's with you.

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That's why my minds boggling!
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much!

[Mysteryman]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

I wouldn't know.....she's with you.

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That's why my minds boggling!
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much!

Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?

[PhilRich]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

I wouldn't know.....she's with you.

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That's why my minds boggling!
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much!

Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?

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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly!