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[smithpa7]

I'm typing this in the back of a group 4 'transport' on my way to Pentonville Nick & my mig has just overtaken us on its way to the crusher!

Oh....if only.......

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I told them the bag of pills was yours STMO, they should be walking up your path just about now!

With the pills, I hope

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So do I, I paid them enough!

Just sent my missus to answer the door. 'Ask them if that's the pills you've been expecting' I told her. They've carted her off so that's two rather nuisances out of the way.

  Classic

[Mysteryman]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

I wouldn't know.....she's with you.

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That's why my minds boggling!
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much!

Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?

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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly!

What you on about? I meant the hospital where she had her operation is just round the corner from there.

[jonnycool]

Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly!

Brilliant 

[PhilRich]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

I wouldn't know.....she's with you.

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That's why my minds boggling!
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much!

Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?

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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly!

What you on about? I meant the hospital where she had her operation is just round the corner from there.

Oh!  Sorry mate  , she hasn't had time to say much, she's much too busy on other things

[Mysteryman]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

I wouldn't know.....she's with you.

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That's why my minds boggling!
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much!

Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?

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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly!

What you on about? I meant the hospital where she had her operation is just round the corner from there.

Oh!  Sorry mate  , she hasn't had time to say much, she's much too busy on other things

It's OK Phil, I told her never to speak with her mouth full.

[PhilRich]

GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently

Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end?

I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about.....

The mind boggles!   How the 'other half' lives eh?

I wouldn't know.....she's with you.

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That's why my minds boggling!
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much!

Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?

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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly!

What you on about? I meant the hospital where she had her operation is just round the corner from there.

Oh!  Sorry mate  , she hasn't had time to say much, she's much too busy on other things

It's OK Phil, I told her never to speak with her mouth full.

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I've really got to hand it to you steve, you've got it made mate
Lovely wife, does what she's told, well trained....but....
I thought she was a Schoolteacher? When I said to her, " Would you like me to give you a 99?", she slapped my face!
I thought everyone liked liked a chocolate log in their icecream?