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« on: 21 October 2010, 18:45:00 »
A new Vicar was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."
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Re: vicar
« Reply #1 on: 21 October 2010, 19:07:53 »
That made me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant :y
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Re: vicar
« Reply #2 on: 21 October 2010, 19:36:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: vicar
« Reply #3 on: 21 October 2010, 22:40:45 »
atleast someone laughed!!! been on here for a month and not seen one joke............is that normal???????? :(
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« Reply #4 on: 21 October 2010, 22:47:48 »
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atleast someone laughed!!! been on here for a month and not seen one joke............is that normal???????? :(

We have lots of jokes posted on here, Mr Green. :y

By the way, how did that Pelham 123 job go?  ;) ;D
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