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The Tunnel
« on: 22 October 2010, 01:38:26 »
This is an old one but does make me chuckle . . . .

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are

a French guy
an English guy,
an old Greek lady   and
a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the French guy has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks:
The French guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks:
That French guy must have tried to grope me in the dark. But he missed me and fondled the old Greek lady instead... and she slapped his cheek.

French guy thinks:
The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The English guy thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that French guy again.
  :y :y
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Re: The Tunnel
« Reply #1 on: 22 October 2010, 08:56:18 »
The old ones are always the best!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Tunnel
« Reply #2 on: 22 October 2010, 09:02:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Tunnel
« Reply #3 on: 22 October 2010, 09:19:19 »
that's good ;D
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Re: The Tunnel
« Reply #4 on: 22 October 2010, 11:21:10 »
Love it :y
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« Reply #5 on: 22 October 2010, 11:24:51 »
*forwards it to the French guy at work*  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 22 October 2010, 11:30:12 »
Made me laugh :y
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Re: The Tunnel
« Reply #7 on: 22 October 2010, 15:07:52 »
this one made me laugh  :y
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