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Crash Bang Wallop.
« on: 23 October 2010, 14:27:09 »
Putting a bin liner in the dustbin this morning when I heard a loud creak from behind me, glanced over my shoulder, couldn't see anything so carried on.

Suddenly, crash, bang wallop, the base of the water butt had collapsed, just had time to leap out of the way as gallons of water came rushing over the patio towards me. ;D
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Re: Crash Bang Wallop.
« Reply #1 on: 23 October 2010, 14:28:30 »
was it nice and dirty as well  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 23 October 2010, 14:29:29 »
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was it nice and dirty as well  ;D ;D ;D

I've seen cleaner ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 23 October 2010, 14:31:54 »
that reminds me of this poor guy.  ;D ;D ;D

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osc2KPJ4j0s[/media]
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« Reply #4 on: 23 October 2010, 14:33:27 »
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.... the base of the water but had collapsed,  ......

I read this  :-? , then read it again  :-? :-?  .... and again   :-? :-? :-? and then realised you were a 't' missing.  ;D ....  water butt made much more sence  :y  :y
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« Reply #5 on: 23 October 2010, 14:34:52 »
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.... the base of the water but had collapsed,  ......

I read this  :-? , then read it again  :-? :-?  .... and again   :-? :-? :-? and then realised you were a 't' missing.  ;D ....  water butt made much more sence  :y  :y


so does sense  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 23 October 2010, 14:35:05 »
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.... the base of the water but had collapsed,  ......

I read this  :-? , then read it again  :-? :-?  .... and again   :-? :-? :-? and then realised you were a 't' missing.  ;D ....  water butt made much more sence  :y  :y

Modified :-[
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Re: Crash Bang Wallop.
« Reply #7 on: 23 October 2010, 14:37:49 »
Bugger, my evil plan didn't work then

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Re: Crash Bang Wallop.
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.... the base of the water but had collapsed,  ......

I read this  :-? , then read it again  :-? :-?  .... and again   :-? :-? :-? and then realised you were a 't' missing.  ;D ....  water butt made much more sence  :y  :y


so does sense  ;)

Well done!!! You spotted my deliberate smelling pisstake!  :y
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Re: Crash Bang Wallop.
« Reply #9 on: 23 October 2010, 14:57:04 »
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.... the base of the water but had collapsed,  ......

I read this  :-? , then read it again  :-? :-?  .... and again   :-? :-? :-? and then realised you were a 't' missing.  ;D ....  water butt made much more sence  :y  :y


so does sense  ;)


In the case of malodorous water Richie, would it not make more scents?
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Re: Crash Bang Wallop.
« Reply #10 on: 23 October 2010, 14:57:58 »
bugger, i was hoping those were the sounds of your burger van going into scrap yard
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Re: Crash Bang Wallop.
« Reply #11 on: 23 October 2010, 17:11:52 »
Saw the thread title and thought of Alan Partridge...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-q0437X5uA
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Re: Crash Bang Wallop.
« Reply #12 on: 23 October 2010, 18:05:58 »
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Re: Crash Bang Wallop.
« Reply #13 on: 23 October 2010, 19:14:01 »
Its no wonder, us southerners have water shortages.....if you northern lot hoard it  >:( ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 23 October 2010, 19:32:28 »
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Bugger, my evil plan didn't work then

/cackle

How many airbags are you down to now, then? ;)

I reckon one in his cassette loo next.  :y

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