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Andy B

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I was in Tesco ....
« on: 27 October 2010, 19:54:55 »
...... earlier, when this bloke started attacking me with milk & cheese.  :-?


How dairy!  :y



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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #1 on: 27 October 2010, 19:58:23 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #2 on: 27 October 2010, 19:58:40 »
Yo`gurt to do something about that! ;D
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #3 on: 27 October 2010, 20:00:37 »
haha it took me 2 reads of it to get it! brilliant. :y
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #4 on: 27 October 2010, 20:20:58 »
In the event of such an attack I would have sought refuge in a Roquefort.
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #5 on: 27 October 2010, 20:31:07 »
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haha it took me 2 reads of it to get it! brilliant. :y

My son sent it me, & it took me two goes too.  ;D
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #6 on: 27 October 2010, 20:44:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 27 October 2010, 21:09:03 »
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haha it took me 2 reads of it to get it! brilliant. :y

My son sent it me, & it took me two goes too.  ;D

I took me three attempts. Easy when you read it aloud ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 27 October 2010, 21:17:48 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #9 on: 27 October 2010, 22:32:34 »
I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #10 on: 27 October 2010, 23:45:19 »
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I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

Grrroan..................... ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #11 on: 28 October 2010, 00:10:15 »
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I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

 ;D ;D

he was taking the pi$$ then? ::)




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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #12 on: 28 October 2010, 09:46:41 »
I had scary experience in B&Q too, some bloke asked if I wanted decking  :o :o

Luckily I got the first punch in  :D
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #13 on: 28 October 2010, 11:36:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D thanks all, it's the way you tell 'em! :y
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Re: I was in Tesco ....
« Reply #14 on: 28 October 2010, 11:47:33 »
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I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

Was that the same pub-dog whom was frequently seen animatedly licking his genitalia, prompting a customer to wryly comment that they wished they could also do that?
The dog`s owner retorted that given a biscuit the dog might let them! ;D
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