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[Darth Loo-knee]

Becks?

I just had to buy the 3 cases, and now try ones best to drink them

Then wash some Crumpets with Best Butter on down with another couple

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Becks?

I just had to buy the 3 cases, and now try ones best to drink them

Then wash some Crumpets with Best Butter on down with another couple

And I have learnt this evening Daz that Asda have also got a great offer on Branston Baked Beans, with four cans at £1

So what a combination; all your beer and beans!!

[vauxfan2k]

hope they were giving out free clothes pegs with all that beer and beans..  pooo 

[Darth Loo-knee]

hope they were giving out free clothes pegs with all that beer and beans..  pooo 

But don't you know women dont break wind aint that right Lizzie 

[vauxfan2k]

sorry to disapoint you Daz but even the Queen lets one slip every now and again.. 

[Darth Loo-knee]

sorry to disapoint you Daz but even the Queen lets one slip every now and again.. 

Never in this wide world     Mrs. Loo-knee must go out of the room then

[vauxfan2k]

you honestly thought the stench wafting up the duvet was yours EVERY time??

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

you honestly thought the stench wafting up the duvet was yours EVERY time??

 

We don't do such uncivilised things down here 

[Turk]

Becks?

I just had to buy the 3 cases, and now try ones best to drink them

Then wash some Crumpets with Best Butter on down with another couple

And I have learnt this evening Daz that Asda have also got a great offer on Branston Baked Beans, with four cans at £1

So what a combination; all your beer and beans!!

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[The Red Baron]

hope they were giving out free clothes pegs with all that beer and beans..  pooo 

have you noticed branston are worse for fallout than the heinze variety.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Becks?

I just had to buy the 3 cases, and now try ones best to drink them

Then wash some Crumpets with Best Butter on down with another couple

And I have learnt this evening Daz that Asda have also got a great offer on Branston Baked Beans, with four cans at £1

So what a combination; all your beer and beans!!

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Really that bad

[Banjax]

sorry to disapoint you Daz but even the Queen lets one slip every now and again.. 

i heard the Queen let one rip at a dinner party and out of sheer embarrassment she blamed the butler stood behind her

"Do stop that Jeeves!!" she scolded

"Certainly Ma'am, which way did it go?"   

[Lizzie_Zoom]

hope they were giving out free clothes pegs with all that beer and beans..  pooo 

But don't you know women dont break wind aint that right Lizzie 

Absolutely Daz, we NEVER do..............

[bertiecbx550]

last time i went to asda with mrs bertie....it cost me 2 ds games and a new red wii..... 

[Darth Loo-knee]

last time i went to asda with mrs bertie....it cost me 2 ds games and a new red wii..... 

Don't moan at them trying to get fit Bertie, its great watching their Crown Jewels whilst jogging. . .  Praise her mate worth every penny and you will get it back tenfold