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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Question.....Is it still legal to shove a lit banger up a cat's arse.....on bonfire night?

As a child in the sixties ......us kids would have hours of endless fun enjoying this gentle activity.

But today ......with political correctness taking over....I wonder if this "make your own entertainment"....has been made illegal.

Breathing in full fat 5 star leaded petrol is another thing I miss from days gone by......Oh well never mind.....

[pscocoa]

I think as long as you shove it up the cat's arse gently you will not commit any offence and that goes for the firework as well  - do not put cat in wheelie bin though afterwards or you could suffer a backlash

[pscocoa]

Do kids still go out "logging" bringing back all sorts of stuff to burn. We had huge fires with several sofas as the foundation, all manner of wood, trees etc and the only supervision of any description was with the petrol. Prior to lighting we had dens inside the pile.

[mantahatch]

Yes it is perfectly ok, but you must have cajuna's to have done it to yourself first.
If you don't have the cajuna's then it just proves what a weak person you are to do it to a small cat.

Could of course be even more sarcastic and say, don't you like pussy then ?


Oh yes bangers have not been available for about 10 years.

[mantagte]

last person i saw doing anything to a cat was
him tying a firework to a cats tail
he did'nt appreciate having said firework  lit
and shoved down his trousers

[mantahatch]

last person i saw doing anything to a cat was
him tying a firework to a cats tail
he did'nt appreciate having said firework  lit
and shoved down his trousers

Very well done 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes it is perfectly ok, but you must have cajuna's to have done it to yourself first.
If you don't have the cajuna's then it just proves what a weak person you are to do it to a small cat.

Could of course be even more sarcastic and say, don't you like pussy then ?


Oh yes bangers have not been available for about 10 years.

Well...Well....my OBVIOUSLY.....light-hearted post seems to have the the power to annoy the deeply humourless....

[mantahatch]

Yes it is perfectly ok, but you must have cajuna's to have done it to yourself first.
If you don't have the cajuna's then it just proves what a weak person you are to do it to a small cat.

Could of course be even more sarcastic and say, don't you like pussy then ?


Oh yes bangers have not been available for about 10 years.

Well...Well....my OBVIOUSLY.....light-hearted post seems to have the the power to annoy the deeply humourless....

Light hearted be bu**ered, you thought it was time to light the blue touch paper and retire. (now that is humour)

[pscocoa]

can we calm this down and take the heat out of the situation please....

what about a firework up a London Firefighters Union Leaders arse...!!

[mantahatch]

can we calm this down and take the heat out of the situation please....

what about a firework up a London Firefighters Union Leaders arse...!!

 

[Vamps]

I was just recalling, today, the time I shot my brother up the backside with a banger gun, Mum and Dad shouted at me just cos his nylon underpants were splatted with melting bits.......times have certainly changed....

Anyone else tie mini rockets to toy cars or airfix planes ?.......