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[VR4Dave]

I went to a party the other night, it was great! When the played that James song "Sit down", we all sat down!! Then they played "Jump around" and we all jumped around!!. When they played "Come on Eileen" I got thrown out.

 

[aaronjb]

 

[Omega_Dan]

  I still had to read it twice because im

[VR4Dave]

one more,

These people i know who always throw theme parties were running out of theme ideas. They already did the pajama party, 70's, 80's, etc..., Finally they decided to have an "emotional theme" party. Everyone had to dress as an emotion.

The doorbell rings and they answered the door and some friends were dressed all in green with a $ logo on their chests. They asked what they were supposed to be and they said, "We're green with Envy."

The doorbell rings again. They answered the door and it was a girlfriend of theirs all dressed in pink with a feathered boa and she says, "I'm Tickled Pink".

A little later two of his black friends rand the doorbell. He opens the door and was surprised that they were naked except that one of them had stuck his d*ck in a pear and the other had his d*ck in a bowl of custard, and says to them, "What the hell's wrong with you guys?!? This is a theme party. You're supposed to come as an Emotion"

His friend replies, "We is dressed as emotions, I'm deep in dispair and he's f*cking disgusted