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scimmy_man

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anne summers
« on: 07 November 2010, 18:58:23 »
Theres a lady driving along behind an Anne Summers lorry when a large dildo falls out the back and bounces off her windscreen.
To avoid an embarrassing situation as her children were in the back of the car she said. ` " my that was a big insect"
To which her seven year old repplied. " i`m surprised it could fly with a cock that big"
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Re: anne summers
« Reply #1 on: 07 November 2010, 19:00:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: anne summers
« Reply #2 on: 07 November 2010, 19:05:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one
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Re: anne summers
« Reply #3 on: 07 November 2010, 22:03:32 »
very good. ;D

 was expecting another weather report(autumn storm)
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Re: anne summers
« Reply #4 on: 07 November 2010, 22:06:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: anne summers
« Reply #5 on: 07 November 2010, 22:07:59 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: anne summers
« Reply #6 on: 07 November 2010, 22:13:17 »
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Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y

Trust you to be attracted to this thread :P

(Good joke, though)
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Re: anne summers
« Reply #7 on: 07 November 2010, 22:16:02 »
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Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y

Trust you to be attracted to this thread :P

(Good joke, though)


That's because I am a women and for fact i like anne summers but  yeah  I agree with you;) ;D ;D ;D
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