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[Shackeng]

Horny fat wife in stockings & high heels puts on a cape.
She bursts into bedroom & shouts to husband "Superpussy"
He looks up and says “I’ll have the soup "

A 12 year old girl from Barnsley writes a letter to Jeremy Kyle...
Dear Jeremy, I'm the only girl in my class that isn’t pregnant. I’d like to appear on your show to see whether it’s me or my brother that’s infertile

My wife told me we need to have a serious chat, yeah, like that's gonna happen in the middle of conker season!
 
Little boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, I got a part in the school play!"
Dad says, "Well done son, what part do you play?"
"A man who’s about to celebrate his 10th wedding anniversary"
"Never mind son, you might get a speaking part next year"

[waspy]

Horny fat wife in stockings & high heels puts on a cape.
She bursts into bedroom & shouts to husband "Superpussy"
He looks up and says “I’ll have the soup "

[Amigo]

Horny fat wife in stockings & high heels puts on a cape.
She bursts into bedroom & shouts to husband "Superpussy"
He looks up and says “I’ll have the soup "

Cock a leekie soup?