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[dbug]

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
 
 
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
 
 
The blonde looked at Bob  and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
 
 
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
 
 
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
 
 
Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
 
 
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob. 
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

 
Bob replied, "I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."
 
 
The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
 
 
Bob took the money.

[Vamps]

 

[mrgreen]

goood

[maria]

 

[jerry]

excellent

[wingman]

Brill 

[mindaz]

  still laughing