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[millwall]

A woman, pregnant with triplets, was caught in the crossfire at a bank robbery and shot 3 times in the stomach. The doctors said it was too risky to operate and chose to leave the bullets in. 16 yrs later one of the girl triplets went crying to her mum. She asked what was wrong. I was peeing and a bullet came out. so her mum told her what had happened 16 yrs earlier. The next day the same thing happened with the other girl triplet so her mum told her the story about the bank robbery. The day after, the boy triplet went crying to his mum. Let me guess she said, you were peeing and a bullet came out? the boy said No, I was having a w@nk and I shot the dog!

[dad1uk]

 

[mindaz]

 

[wingman]

 

[maria]

Good un