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sometimes!
« on: 11 November 2010, 01:18:30 »
Sometimes when you cry....

no one sees your tears..



Sometimes when you are in pain.

no one sees your hurt.



Sometimes when you are worried..

no one sees your stress



Sometimes when you are happy..

no one sees your smile ..


But FART!! just ONCE!! ...



& everybody knows!!
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Re: sometimes!
« Reply #1 on: 11 November 2010, 13:55:27 »
Good one but all true ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 11 November 2010, 14:49:06 »
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Good one but all true ;D ;D ;D :y


You're a lady Maria  ::) ::).....you are not supposed to know anything about "breaking wind"... ;) :-* :-* :-*
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Re: sometimes!
« Reply #3 on: 11 November 2010, 15:29:53 »
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Sometimes when you cry....

no one sees your tears..



Sometimes when you are in pain.

no one sees your hurt.



Sometimes when you are worried..

no one sees your stress



Sometimes when you are happy..

no one sees your smile ..


But FART!! just ONCE!! ...



& everybody knows!!






 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 11 November 2010, 17:15:21 »
 
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Good one but all true ;D ;D ;D :y


You're a lady Maria  ::) ::).....you are not supposed to know anything about "breaking wind"... ;) :-* :-* :-*


True but even us women have do at times but do it secretly  :-[ ::)
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« Reply #5 on: 11 November 2010, 17:21:50 »
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But FART!! just ONCE!! ...



& everybody knows!!

Is in my case :-[ ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 11 November 2010, 17:24:51 »
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But FART!! just ONCE!! ...



& everybody knows!!

Is in my case :-[ ;D


Are you saying you Fart more than once ::)  ;D
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Re: sometimes!
« Reply #7 on: 11 November 2010, 17:28:18 »
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Sometimes when you cry....

no one sees your tears..



Sometimes when you are in pain.

no one sees your hurt.



Sometimes when you are worried..

no one sees your stress



Sometimes when you are happy..

no one sees your smile ..


just try having a wank on a bus and see how they cant stop looking and complaining!


& everybody knows!!
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