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in the pub
« on: 14 November 2010, 17:31:15 »
I was in the pub last night when the barman asked me, “How come I never see you in here with Pete any more?”

I asked him, “Would you drink with a bloke who's a liar, always late, borrows money he never pays back, always tries to squirm out of his round, jealous of everything you have, and when your back is turned he tries to **ck your wife and daughter?”

“Bloody hell! No!” he said, somewhat flabbergasted.

“Well, neither would Pete,”

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Re: in the pub
« Reply #1 on: 14 November 2010, 17:41:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 14 November 2010, 18:04:08 »
PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 14 November 2010, 18:17:09 »
Brilliant :y :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 14 November 2010, 20:02:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: in the pub
« Reply #5 on: 14 November 2010, 20:32:17 »
Nice one!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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