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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #60 on: 15 November 2010, 13:11:33 »
Marry Cheryl ? 'Oh no'! Not me, couldn't take the comparison to her ex, I'm sure I would come up short ???  :-[
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #61 on: 15 November 2010, 13:15:55 »
I'd certainly try my best effort at working through the Karma Sutra with her but I wouldn't marry her. Take 30 years back off Felicity Kendall and you're talking ;) :y
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #62 on: 15 November 2010, 13:23:55 »
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I think I'd pass.  She's tiny.  I can see the appeal for a lot of men if she has very small hands though.  ;) ;D


........it's a nice feeling when a woman's finger's don't meet up... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #63 on: 15 November 2010, 15:09:46 »
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There is another but it's topless  ::)

[size=14]Lemme see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]  :o ;D
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #64 on: 15 November 2010, 18:35:35 »
I would marry her as long as she didnt insist on a 'pre-nup' and also agreed to stay in the cupboard under the stairs when not required.
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #65 on: 15 November 2010, 18:43:55 »
I'd marry Cheryl any day, she's like a lickle sexy doll  :)
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #66 on: 15 November 2010, 19:25:42 »
Reading the last post there got me thinking; can you buy a blow-up doll that looks like a celeb? 

Well, my search for a Cheryl Tweedy one was sadly fruitless, as was my attempts to find a Carol Vordemann.  But apparently you can buy a lady Ga Ga blow-up doll, and the front of the box says she loves it when you poke her face!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #67 on: 15 November 2010, 20:10:27 »
I'd never marry anyone, the idea terrifies me. That's just me though. I don't like size zero girls either but don't think she's over skinny. No need for her to cook, i can do that. All of you either drooling over her or knocking her back should be ashamed of yourselves. If she knocked at my door saying she was desperate to "sit on wor face pet" then who am i to deny the poor girl? I'd grin & bear it.
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #68 on: 15 November 2010, 20:34:11 »
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Reading the last post there got me thinking; can you buy a blow-up doll that looks like a celeb? 

Well, my search for a Cheryl Tweedy one was sadly fruitless, as was my attempts to find a Carol Vordemann.  But apparently you can buy a lady Ga Ga blow-up doll, and the front of the box says she loves it when you poke her face!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Eureka! I think you've just hit the big time there!
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #69 on: 15 November 2010, 21:18:21 »
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Reading the last post there got me thinking; can you buy a blow-up doll that looks like a celeb? 

Well, my search for a Cheryl Tweedy one was sadly fruitless, as was my attempts to find a Carol Vordemann.  But apparently you can buy a lady Ga Ga blow-up doll, and the front of the box says she loves it when you poke her face!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Apparently eh?  ::)
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #70 on: 15 November 2010, 21:28:17 »
Cheryl must be rubbish between the sheets, why else would Ashley Cole mess around so much  ;)
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #71 on: 15 November 2010, 21:30:09 »
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Cheryl must be rubbish between the sheets, why else would Ashley Cole mess around so much  ;)
Cos he's a tosser... I think this is an established fact  :y
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #72 on: 15 November 2010, 21:54:47 »
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Cheryl must be rubbish between the sheets, why else would Ashley Cole mess around so much  ;)


Because he is gay
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #73 on: 15 November 2010, 23:44:00 »
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Apparently eh?  ::)

I only took a quick look at the menu, I have no idea what the food tastes like!  ;D

Besides, Lady Gaga is a bloke.  ;)
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #74 on: 16 November 2010, 11:28:22 »
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Cheryl must be rubbish between the sheets, why else would Ashley Cole mess around so much  ;)


Because he is gay
Hmmm, the amount of women he's humped he's got a funny way of coming out of the closet ;D
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