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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #75 on: 16 November 2010, 16:50:35 »

Veering this thread firmly off-course for a moment, ponder the scene below:



Now, if Cheryl were to do this while holding a bottle of Newcy Brown in her other hand I'd be up for it!   ;D
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #76 on: 16 November 2010, 16:52:05 »

In yer dreams bluey..  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #77 on: 16 November 2010, 16:57:11 »

I know, she'd kill me pretty swiftly with all that beer-in-bed nonsense.   ;)
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #78 on: 16 November 2010, 18:38:36 »

Hi all, just passing through, not been on for ages since now owning a Merc  :-X

But, hope you're all well an equally as important HAPPY....

And as for Cheryl, I think she looks great with no  / little make up on...  Oh! and before she had her teeth straightened  :D

 :) :) :)
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #79 on: 16 November 2010, 18:51:13 »

 i'd rather stick my knob in a wasps nest then dip it in battery acid and rub it better with a very coarse sandpaper than touch that 2 bob piece of old trollop after ashley coles been up  it. :)
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #80 on: 16 November 2010, 19:01:58 »

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i'd rather stick my knob in a wasps nest then dip it in battery acid and rub it better with a very coarse sandpaper than touch that 2 bob piece of old trollop after ashley coles been up  it. :)

that's not very nice, she's alright
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #81 on: 16 November 2010, 22:57:36 »

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i'd rather stick my knob in a wasps nest then dip it in battery acid and rub it better with a very coarse sandpaper than touch that 2 bob piece of old trollop after ashley coles been up  it. :)

You sticking with the blow up sheep then Richie.   :y
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Re: Would you marry Cheryl Cole/Tweedy?
« Reply #82 on: 16 November 2010, 23:21:27 »

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I'd never marry anyone, the idea terrifies me. That's just me though. I don't like size zero girls either but don't think she's over skinny. No need for her to cook, i can do that. All of you either drooling over her or knocking her back should be ashamed of yourselves. If she knocked at my door saying she was desperate to "sit on wor face pet" then who am i to deny the poor girl? I'd grin & bear it.
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