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Why Ireland is in such a mess!
« on: 19 November 2010, 16:10:39 »

A farmer named Eugene was overseeing his herd in a remote
mountainous pasture in Kerry when suddenly a brand-new BMW
advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust..

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan
sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer,
"If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your
herd, will you give me a calf?"

Eugene looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA
page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an
exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA
satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop
and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the
image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an
MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with
email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a
response.

Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his
hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the farmer and
says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,"
says Eugene.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on
with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the back of his car.

Then Eugene says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you
exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says,
"Okay, why not?"

"You're obviously a Government Minister down from Dublin",
says Eugene.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess
that?"

"No guessing required." answered the farmer.
"You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked.

You used millions of pounds worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.



This is a herd of sheep...


Now give me back my dog."
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Re: Why Ireland is in such a mess!
« Reply #1 on: 19 November 2010, 17:01:53 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y

very good
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Re: Why Ireland is in such a mess!
« Reply #2 on: 19 November 2010, 17:09:11 »

 :o ;D ;D ;D :y
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