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Jusme

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Great to be British..(Joke)
« on: 20 November 2010, 21:29:25 »
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, then sitting on a swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and, only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open, but chain pens to the counter. Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for prescriptions, whilst healthy people get their fags just inside the door. We might be British, but f*#k we are funny....  ;)
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Under-steer is when the front of the car hits the wall, and over-steer is when the rear of the car hits the wall.
Power is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how much of the wall you take with you.

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Re: Great to be British..(Joke)
« Reply #1 on: 20 November 2010, 21:36:25 »
God bless England. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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