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Pays yer money . . . .
« on: 25 November 2010, 21:35:58 »

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 55th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas . When they entered the MGM Hotel/Casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a  very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.

Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to Room 217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"

Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swinging her hips provocatively.
            
George asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

Even George was taken aback. "$125? I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!"

George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25 bucks?"    :-? ;)
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Re: Pays yer money . . . .
« Reply #1 on: 25 November 2010, 21:40:51 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pays yer money . . . .
« Reply #2 on: 25 November 2010, 22:18:31 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Pays yer money . . . .
« Reply #3 on: 25 November 2010, 22:29:48 »

 :o ;D ::) ;D
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Re: Pays yer money . . . .
« Reply #4 on: 25 November 2010, 23:46:50 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Pays yer money . . . .
« Reply #5 on: 26 November 2010, 00:29:10 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 26 November 2010, 05:38:37 »

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« Reply #7 on: 26 November 2010, 09:18:55 »

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