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bernard mathews dies
« on: 26 November 2010, 10:54:58 »
he will be stuffed and cremated at 175 degrees on xmas day.  ;D ;D
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #1 on: 26 November 2010, 11:01:35 »
excellent ;D ;D ;D
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #2 on: 26 November 2010, 11:11:28 »
 :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #3 on: 26 November 2010, 11:16:54 »
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he will be stuffed and cremated at 175 degrees on xmas day.  ;D ;D

...booti.....no I must resist.... ;D ;D ;)
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #4 on: 26 November 2010, 11:22:03 »
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he will be stuffed and cremated at 175 degrees on xmas day.  ;D ;D

...booti.....no I must resist.... ;D ;D ;)

police said it was a sex game gone wrong,reports say he was found hanging from the loft with his throat slit and a box of saxo sticking out his arse
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #5 on: 26 November 2010, 11:46:03 »
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he will be stuffed and cremated at 175 degrees on xmas day.  ;D ;D

...booti.....no I must resist.... ;D ;D ;)

police said it was a sex game gone wrong,reports say he was found hanging from the loft with his throat slit and a box of saxo sticking out his arse
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #6 on: 26 November 2010, 12:15:53 »
I suspect fowl play.
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #7 on: 26 November 2010, 13:27:55 »
The embalmers have been in touch with his wife to find out what flavour of stuffing she'd like ..

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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #8 on: 26 November 2010, 13:31:47 »
He`s left instructions to donate his giblets organs! ;D
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #9 on: 26 November 2010, 13:57:46 »
................and he died on Thanks Giving Day, Turkey Day!!! :D :D :D :D :y

What a way for him to go 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #10 on: 26 November 2010, 14:13:19 »
One gobble too many imho, his heart couldn't take the excitement anymore! ::) ;)
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #11 on: 26 November 2010, 17:09:37 »
 ;D Whats the recipe-20 mins per LB + 20 mins ?
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #12 on: 26 November 2010, 17:12:57 »
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;D Whats the recipe-20 mins per LB + 20 mins ?
Nah, only fit for boiling and putting in soup at that age  :)
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #13 on: 26 November 2010, 18:44:21 »
I hope God is a giant turkey.
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Re: bernard mathews dies
« Reply #14 on: 26 November 2010, 18:58:20 »
Bernard Mathews - 75,265,128

Turkeys - 1
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