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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #30 on: 03 December 2010, 17:04:16 »
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"Two, pound coins for eyes"....

......that`s her total fruit and vegetable budget for the month! ::)

Sadly probably true for her and her kid's, but it is OK she has her fags.... :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #31 on: 03 December 2010, 17:04:28 »
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"Two, pound coins for eyes"....

......that`s her total fruit and vegetable budget for the month! ::)

Do they sell that in McDonalds ::)
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #32 on: 03 December 2010, 17:13:57 »
Hey u lot, u may all laf but this is serious & it certainley WOULDNT happen around here..............

THERES NO BLOODY SNOW!!!!!!  :o :o :D :D
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #33 on: 03 December 2010, 17:20:13 »
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #34 on: 03 December 2010, 17:54:08 »
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Yeh, shot himself ;D
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #35 on: 03 December 2010, 18:09:28 »
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Yeh, shot himself ;D

What are you suggesting Pete? ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #36 on: 03 December 2010, 19:40:03 »
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they must be inundated when it thaws out

"My Snowmans gone too, and everyones in the street has been nicked en all - utter disgrace!!!" ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D Outstanding. ;D ;D :y
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #37 on: 03 December 2010, 19:51:09 »
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I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


He certainly did Lizzie - he had his jumper put over a radiator. :y :y



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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #38 on: 03 December 2010, 21:24:23 »
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It is not pronounced..Chatham......but Chavham !!!

Expect to see it on fleabay before the end of the day.

one day auction. £2 starting bid.spoons thrown in.
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #39 on: 03 December 2010, 21:56:21 »
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
He had some good ideas, but then took a handful of some of the daft ones to insane extremes...
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #40 on: 03 December 2010, 21:59:40 »
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It is not pronounced..Chatham......but Chavham !!!

Expect to see it on fleabay before the end of the day.

one day auction. £2 starting bid.spoons thrown in.


Not there ;D ;D
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #41 on: 03 December 2010, 22:28:48 »
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
He had some good ideas, but then took a handful of some of the daft ones to insane extremes...
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Agreed TB, & looking at zulu's u-tube link it appears he kept all his servers in one room too! ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #42 on: 03 December 2010, 22:30:10 »
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No, I'm angrier than that.  We allow these thick shits to breed.  Once the its realised these people are than stupid, they should be put down.


10,000,000 sperms, and that was the fastest?  FFS.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
« Reply #43 on: 04 December 2010, 01:09:54 »
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It is not pronounced..Chatham......but Chavham !!!

Expect to see it on fleabay before the end of the day.
spoons not required was it not forks?? :y :y

one day auction. £2 starting bid.spoons thrown in.
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