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Nickbat

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New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
« on: 03 December 2010, 23:32:15 »

‘Homeopathic weapons represent a major threat to world peace,’ said President Barack Obama, ‘they might not cause any actual damage but the placebo effect could be quite devastating.’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/04/20/new-age-terrorists-develop-homeopathic-bomb/

Most amusing spoof article.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
« Reply #1 on: 03 December 2010, 23:48:00 »

Thats Brilliant!
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Re: New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
« Reply #2 on: 04 December 2010, 07:48:46 »

Where can I get a magic crystal? :(
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Re: New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
« Reply #3 on: 04 December 2010, 11:37:07 »

 ;D ;D - I still can't believe homeopathy gets funded by the taxpayer with proper clinics and everything IT'S ALL BS!!

what next, a government funded astrology programme?  ;D

European Commission grant for reading tea-leaves?  :o

hokum  :y

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Re: New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
« Reply #4 on: 04 December 2010, 12:09:52 »

Or even more ludicrous - Govt. funded Climate change research. ;) :D ;D ;D
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Re: New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
« Reply #5 on: 05 December 2010, 22:51:22 »

I'll have to show my Dad this over chrimbo Nick. He's a retired vet & has written (& had published) a book on homeopathy as you can treat animals & babies who are too young for conventional medicines. "0 years back a neighbour was desperate cos her 3 month old boy had a hideous cold, could'nt sleep, eat anything. I phoned Dad & ground up one tablet that he advised with a teaspoon, too it into mum who dabbed her finger & stuck it in littl'uns gob. He was asleep within 10 minutes.
    Placebo effect does'nt work on babies or animals so no power of suggestion. Guy. :y
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Re: New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
« Reply #6 on: 05 December 2010, 23:00:50 »

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I'll have to show my Dad this over chrimbo Nick. He's a retired vet & has written (& had published) a book on homeopathy as you can treat animals & babies who are too young for conventional medicines. "0 years back a neighbour was desperate cos her 3 month old boy had a hideous cold, could'nt sleep, eat anything. I phoned Dad & ground up one tablet that he advised with a teaspoon, too it into mum who dabbed her finger & stuck it in littl'uns gob. He was asleep within 10 minutes.
    Placebo effect does'nt work on babies or animals so no power of suggestion. Guy. :y








Agreed Guy, but Belladonna is a pretty powerful baby quietener in any form mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb
« Reply #7 on: 05 December 2010, 23:26:39 »

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I'll have to show my Dad this over chrimbo Nick. He's a retired vet & has written (& had published) a book on homeopathy as you can treat animals & babies who are too young for conventional medicines. "0 years back a neighbour was desperate cos her 3 month old boy had a hideous cold, could'nt sleep, eat anything. I phoned Dad & ground up one tablet that he advised with a teaspoon, too it into mum who dabbed her finger & stuck it in littl'uns gob. He was asleep within 10 minutes.
    Placebo effect does'nt work on babies or animals so no power of suggestion. Guy. :y


Guy, I didn't post this to reflect any views on homeopathy, merely because it was, in my opinion, just a brilliantly-funny spoof article. As it happens, I am not against homeopathy as a form of treatment. Those who become so virulently against it normally concentrate (if you'll pardon the pun) on the apparent dilution factors. Clearly, though, to any open-minded person, the use of natural remedies has a great deal to offer (though less money for those who do not benefit from drug  companies  ;) ).

For example, I have recently read of US university research which points to cinnamon having the ability to regulate blood sugar levels. Mindful of the fact that that I need to keep mine down, I now sprinkle it on my porridge every morning. The bonus is that fact that I like the taste of  it!  :y 
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« Reply #8 on: 05 December 2010, 23:36:06 »

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For example, I have recently read of US university research which points to cinnamon having the ability to regulate blood sugar levels. Mindful of the fact that that I need to keep mine down, I now sprinkle it on my porridge every morning. The bonus is that fact that I like the taste of  it!  :y 


Yes, that has been known for some time Nick.

I know several people who  have blood glucose issues so have a keen interest in how they use some food groups help to regulate this.
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« Reply #9 on: 05 December 2010, 23:41:51 »

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For example, I have recently read of US university research which points to cinnamon having the ability to regulate blood sugar levels. Mindful of the fact that that I need to keep mine down, I now sprinkle it on my porridge every morning. The bonus is that fact that I like the taste of  it!  :y 


Yes, that has been known for some time Nick.

I know several people who  have blood glucose issues so have a keen interest in how they use some food groups help to regulate this.

Sadly, not by me though, Zulu!
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