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[megaomega123]

I shagged the next door neighbour thinking it was my wife. An honest mistake

Did he protest?....

He did if he was a student!!!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

you make me feel so normal now. i poured tea on my dinner last week and put milk in the gravy.

There's an impressive degree of consistancy there Richie. 8-)

I think you will find that the consistency of milk, gravy and tea are vastly differing. Is "a different consistency" an oxymoron?  :-?

....pretty awful........precious junk......the list is almost endless...

[Welung666]

I always thought an oxymoron was a spotty teenage idiot

[megaomega123]

I am learning programming and I find "constant variable" a good example.

[Mysteryman]

I shagged the next door neighbour thinking it was my wife. An honest mistake

Did he protest?....

Who?

[cem_devecioglu]

mostly I found the remote in the refrigerator

reason : I go downstairs with remote in hand, take something from ref and leave th remote there